Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

[oettinger]

To this day David Copperfield is amazed by Thirst`s act called the "disappearing double shot"

[ThirstyDrunk]

His real name is actually Thirston. His Governess nicknamed him Thirsty.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Actually it's Thurston adn it's a whole child custody thing and a shitty story.
Fuck that lets drink
Cheers

[oettinger]

He doesn`t drunk skype with us, but he listens very carefully.
Like god, he sees all, but he doesn`t remember.


Btw, pm me your address and I`ll buy your that damn headset

[oettinger]

For the holiday season they bring out a new anti-freeze bum liquor called Thirsty Santa.
The Shed C, TM and so on ordered two boxes in advance `cause they got no heating.
Buy your own bottle at the gas station near you!!!

Still available to popular demand: Thirsty`s window washer - have no vision at all. Obey your Thirst!

[oettinger]

Hey look: they produced a fake biopic based on his drunkeness, dealing with an alcoholic classical song writer from the 80s called Mohammed Amadeus Drunk the Thirst -
the man
the drink
the magic
the madness
the murder
the mistery
the motion picture
"Thirsty Drunkus",
everything thing you`ve had is glue

[oettinger]

He once killed a whole family,
for looking at his favorite drink,
in a commercial,
on a big screen,
in a crowded cinema

[Screwball]

He has a Woozell and it's name is Peanut.

[Screwball]

He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.

[Screwball]

Retractable Thumbs.


Yes, he has retractable thumbs.

[oettinger]

He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.

And did you pay for it?

[Screwball]

He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.

And did you pay for it?

Fuck no. I was only a bystander. While Thirsty was pulling this shit, I stole a bottle of Old Gran Dad.


It was there. I had to.

[oettinger]

He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.

And did you pay for it?

Fuck no. I was only a bystander. While Thirsty was pulling this shit, I stole a bottle of Old Gran Dad.


It was there. I had to.

Interesting, now go on skye

[Screwball]

No can do.


Really, I have no idea how to.

[oettinger]

When an infant, they fed him armpit-warm bourbon, that made him an interesting character for the rest of his adult life.


Did you know that atleast three colours of the rainbow were invented by Thirstydrunk:

Red, Brown, Pink, Black and White

Green and jello were made by someoneelse