Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

[Bur]

His middle name is Pussy

So his full name is Buck Pussy Pounder Boehner?

[oettinger]

His middle name is Pussy

So his full name is Buck Pussy Pounder Boehner?

Pussy Pounder,


like the worst hamburger you ever had

[Bur]

Eh, depends where you get one.

[Lush City]

He has been known to sue those that defame him. But he relies on pro bono work because he is dead broke. That means go ahead and make up any shit you want you will be pretty safe.

[oettinger]

He has been known to sue those that defame him. But he relies on pro bono work because he is dead broke. That means go ahead and make up any shit you want you will be pretty safe.

Sub thread: Random shit Lush leaks out when drunk.

Btt:

To not scare chicks away on first date, he conducts himself and only guzzles a tiny gallon of Hams and two handles of EW

[Patchez]

He once gambled on a fart..........and won.

[ThirstyDrunk]

once

[Lush City]

He once gambled on a fart..........and won.

That is an acquired skill. You can really make money if you know how.

[ThirstyDrunk]

You people know nothing of me.

[oettinger]

You people know nothing of me.

Oh really? I did hold back on the obvious facts so far.

- might be drunk
- could be gay
- wears high heels
- considers head in toilet quality time
- family tree ended with the extinction of the dinosaurs
- can`t handle the truth
- only plays female characters on Mortal Kombat

[oettinger]

He is scared of being undrunk in the dark

Thanks to vault 7, the CIA now knows that he is using a Samsung toilet-bowl

[mistah willies]

He's responsible for Mike the Headless Chicken because, being an Ozzy fan, no bats were available in the barnyard.

He stopped singing in the shower because the water crawled back up into the garden hose out of sheer horror.

He once ate a bottle of bourbon, with chopsticks, of course. He's a gentleman when it comes to full bottles of bourbon.

[oettinger]

It`s a know fact and also obvious, but did you know that when he`s drunk he develops a strange man crush on Brad Delp from the band Boston

[ThirstyDrunk]

fuck you people you don'tt even know what its really like to be me you couldnt take it for a secont all jusy maked yuo look stupid

[oettinger]

fuck you people you don'tt even know what its really like to be me you couldnt take it for a secont all jusy maked yuo look stupid

Divabitch is that you?

Also on St Paddys he usually gets home early and watches the latest movies on black and white TV with mother and father until he decides to call it quits around 9 p.m. Have some brownies, LSD and bourbon with milk. Sleep 5 minutes.


Then he will get coke n whisky and go out to rumble the town up, wearing drag and later piss himself in the alley behind his own bar