Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He painted a lot of the stuff attributed to Picasso. He was hung over.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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mistah willies
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He borrowed Badfellow's 128 oz. flask and returned it
with teeth marks.
Dude, there's a screw top.
with teeth marks.
Dude, there's a screw top.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He went to the moon on July 4th 66 to hide his PBR empties. Yep, with fireworks strapped to his sandals.
Cosmonauts are pussies.
Cosmonauts are pussies.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Welcome back Boozi!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He's so tall that he tried to bring the moon back with him. But his cargo shorts had a hole in the pocket. Lower orbit: Now the ocean tides bring floods and the hurricanes are big. Sorry, Florida!Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:03 pmHe went to the moon on July 4th 66 to hide his PBR empties. Yep, with fireworks strapped to his sandals.
Cosmonauts are pussies.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Thank you my friend, unfortunately my stay will be short. Time is such a rare good. It is a pleasure to see you all again, you magnificent sailors of the liquid skies.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
If your travels ever bring you back to our shores my place is always an option for a stop or an extended stay.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:08 pmThank you my friend, unfortunately my stay will be short. Time is such a rare good. It is a pleasure to see you all again, you magnificent sailors of the liquid skies.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice