Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

[mistah willies]

Dude. It's fight bait. Lookit the way that big guy has his legs around her.

Wait, maybe that's John 1

[Badfellow]

Dude. It's fight bait. Lookit the way that big guy has his legs around her...

Fuck it. Just taze the whole goddamn lot and chain em to the radiator.

[Badfellow]

The tank top I can respect. But the white yoga pants with ass teeth are like something a prostitute would wear in a Tampax commercial.

[oettinger]

Yeah punctuate it with a needle and booom the whole bar turns into a sperm bank

[Artful Drunktective]

Nice new avatar "Lovey". Like the tiki beverage. :D

[Badfellow]

He has arrangements with the Professor to keep a liquor still running on the other end of the island. And he's doing Mary Ann on the side.

[Badfellow]

The irony is that he hates disco, but he's so good at it.

[calx]

The irony is that he hates disco, but he's so good at it.

^^ Need proof on that one pleez.

[Badfellow]

The irony is that he hates disco, but he's so good at it.

^^ Need proof on that one pleez.

ABBA is his disease, and a fifth of Evan Williams is his cure.

[calx]

The irony is that he hates disco, but he's so good at it.

^^ Need proof on that one pleez.

ABBA is his disease, and a fifth of Evan Williams is his cure.

God help us!

Thirsty if you're out there I'm throwing Credence your way. :|

(And also Evan Williams everyone knows that's your weak spot.) :p

[oettinger]

The cat licks the pussy

[oettinger]

HE`s a full blown alcoholic but won`t admit it on Modern Drunkard boards

[ThirstyDrunk]

HE`s a full blown alcoholic but won`t admit it on Modern Drunkard boards

The first step is committing yourself to a higher power, and speaking personally, THERE ARE NONE HIGHER.

[Badfellow]

He brings his bong to AA meetings.

[Patchez]

He brings his bong to AA meetings.

And a fifth of Ezra to NA meetings.