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Hey Thirsty,

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how come the others are all sissies and we're the only ones living the life on a saturday night?
Maybe they're just all sissies. I'll just send them my ambassadors: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOJ8NmGyGbk
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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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I would hope to imagine that everyone is out having a good time, you know, out andf drunk in public.

and my watch must have stopped I thought it was Friday.

Cheers to you Mr. Boozificator, drink em up.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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EVERYBODY TAKE A BIG OL' DRINK!
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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I would hope to imagine that everyone is out having a good time, you know, out andf drunk in public.

and my watch must have stopped I thought it was Friday.

Cheers to you Mr. Boozificator, drink em up.
I'm killing my third bottle glass by glass.
They're probably having some sissy time out there, in the effing big bad world. Ha!
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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Shit, This is saturday morning, not evening here. Whocares, they're all sissies!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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I believe the man is drunk, and he's called all y'all sissies. I'm inclined to agree.
and honestly I don't even own a watch. I'm not into time, man.
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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Time is a man made theory. Raccoons don't wear Rolexes, man. They don't care when it is 4:20. It Always 4:20 to a raccoon.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Screwball wrote:Time is a man made theory. Raccoons don't wear Rolexes, man. They don't care when it is 4:20. It Always 4:20 to a raccoon.
Well well well, look who's here, Mr Kinggoatballslicker himself. And goats don't even have balls. So, sissylord, what are you having? Dr pepper or some dangerously inebriating root beer?
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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Now you boys just simmer down there...have yourselves a bacon Narwhal on ol' peetie.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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peetie44 wrote:Now you boys just simmer down there...have yourselves a bacon Narwhal on ol' peetie.

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Oh well, Mr Surreal is not there, but somebody said narwhal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Simmer down there lads (nice one Peetie) 'cause I'm here with ya having a beer and a whiskey.

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tomodon wrote:Simmer down there lads (nice one Peetie) 'cause I'm here with ya having a beer and a whiskey.
At last! What took you so long, Lord Tomo?
We really do need to organize an other european gathering.
The sun is shining for no reason right know: we're not all having a pint on some random terrace.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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That fuckin narwhale is badass
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:That fuckin narwhale is badass
I'm sure that properly seasoned, narwhals make a great barbecue.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Hey Thirsty,

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:That fuckin narwhale is badass
I'm sure that properly seasoned, narwhals make a great barbecue.
I was thinking marinade, chunked, seared, and served on a platttter on narwhale tusk toothpicks. With expensive bourbon and cheap beer
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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