Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

[ThirstyDrunk]

You left a window open!

Here I left the roof open.



Final demise



As shitty as that place was, it was kinda nice to live in a place where you didn't have to worry about spilling or breaking things or vomiting anywhere you felt the urge.
Many a fine drunkard spent time in the #303 shitehole.
Fun fact - 2 months after I moved out the bar next door (Zippers!) closed the doors for good and auctioned off my barstool.

[Patchez]

His patronage of a bar can make or break it. For real. Ask the owners of Zippers.

[oettinger]

Ha! Although it`s torn down already officials didn`t remove the danger sign from your days living there

[Mr. Viking]

looks like it was a nice house. What a shame

ThirstyDrunk depresses property values by 10% whatever neighbourhood he lives in
the opposite effect is noted on the bar and off sales trade

[oettinger]

looks like it was a nice house. What a shame

ThirstyDrunk depresses property values by 10% whatever neighbourhood he lives in
the opposite effect is noted on the bar and off sales trade

Same goes for used cars: uh So Thirsty lived in it...

[ThirstyDrunk]

and spots in the yard where i passed out and the grass never grew ever again

[oettinger]

and spots in the yard where i passed out and the grass never grew ever again

Can`t even build a snowman there, it melts and makes ugly faces. All children cry, Thirsty laughs

[oettinger]

For safety reasons only, don`t light a cigarette in his nearest presence!

You can refuel your car with his urine, it also will drive faster then

[oettinger]

Michael Jackson turned pale white witnessing his daly intake

[Lush City]

Such a nasty tell-all thread. Did Thirsty have anything to do with this? Who is this imposter, Thurston Drunk? Is he an Islamic terrorist?

[Mr Boozificator]

Aliens came to Earth in 1987 for the first time with mean intentions. The first person they met was Thirsty, and when they delivered their traditional "take me to your leader" line he simply scratched his chin and then belched in their faces.
Apparently one of them made it back to the flying saucer, barely alive, and beamed a message to his people never to approach this planet again. He then proceeded to drive his ship into the sun at max speed with his pants on his cranium.
Since it was 9:30 in the morning, the building behind the aliens only suffered partial meltdown.

[oettinger]

Aliens came to Earth in 1987 for the first time with mean intentions. The first person they met was Thirsty, and when they delivered their traditional "take me to your leader" line he simply scratched his chin and then belched in their faces.
Apparently one of them made it back to the flying saucer, barely alive, and beamed a message to his people never to approach this planet again. He then proceeded to drive his ship into the sun at max speed with his pants on his cranium.
Since it was 9:30 in the morning, the building behind the aliens only suffered partial meltdown.

Haha, well done!
Imagine they came to save the planet. Well, can`t have both, a save planet and a drunk thirsty.

[oettinger]

Such a nasty tell-all thread. Did Thirsty have anything to do with this? Who is this imposter, Thurston Drunk? Is he an Islamic terrorist?

I hope this is sarcasm?!

Lushy man, it`s him you numb old fuck

[Patchez]

He drinks and he knows things.

[oettinger]

he knows things.

He just can`t remember