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Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
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Fast Cast
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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- Location: Soaking in it
Re: Thirsty Drunk...
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Fabricsoftner
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This is why Thirsty rules
Thanks for the candy and booze, you drunk. Cheers!
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<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
Re: This is why Thirsty rules
Lovely stuff.
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ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
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Re: This is why Thirsty rules
Hell yea I rule.
Seriously, glad you got the package intact, now drink up mang. The UPS guy had to wonder why anyone with a last name of Softener would name their kid Fabric
Anyway i said drink up! Cheers!
Seriously, glad you got the package intact, now drink up mang. The UPS guy had to wonder why anyone with a last name of Softener would name their kid Fabric
Anyway i said drink up! Cheers!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: This is why Thirsty rules
You got the UPS guy to do a shot with you?!? Cool!ThirstyDrunk wrote:...Anyway i said drink up!...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He is 8 feet tall
He lives on a srtict 20 ounces per hour diet
Sharks live in the ocean to escape from him
His favorite band is Take That
He doesn`t drink, he consumes
The mississippi river is a region named after his loaded urinal
He rubs himslef with cupcakes when he is really drunk for a moment
He lives on a srtict 20 ounces per hour diet
Sharks live in the ocean to escape from him
His favorite band is Take That
He doesn`t drink, he consumes
The mississippi river is a region named after his loaded urinal
He rubs himslef with cupcakes when he is really drunk for a moment
Drink!
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Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He can take the form of a hedghog by force of will
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He doesn`t messure his drinks by abv. He goes by cubic meters. A ten yard catch is his breakfast
Drink!
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mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He once consumed a whole handle of Evans just by glancing at it.
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
The word "barrel" was invented in ancient history to describe his afternoon shot glass
Drink!
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JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Shit son.
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mistah willies
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He once called my by the name of a famous pathologist who lived on a house boat.
I should have called him back. It's just that you have to rise to the occasion to aprticipate
tarpicipate
anticpsate
to talk to him on his lever
level
Damn, I may be almost three
I should have called him back. It's just that you have to rise to the occasion to aprticipate
tarpicipate
anticpsate
to talk to him on his lever
level
Damn, I may be almost three
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
where the heck is the dude?
- when drunk he is able to go on stealth mode
- when drunk he is able to go on stealth mode
Drink!
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He invented Pillow World.
He starred in the movie Gummo.
He rubbed Bob's Log III times.
He starred in the movie Gummo.
He rubbed Bob's Log III times.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Yes, it's all true, with the exception that PilloWorldtm should have a trademark after it and I only had a walk-on bit part in Gummo. But I made the most of it. And Mr. Willies is actually Jack Klugman
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought