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He painted a lot of the stuff attributed to Picasso. He was hung over.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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He borrowed Badfellow's 128 oz. flask and returned it
with teeth marks.

Dude, there's a screw top.

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He went to the moon on July 4th 66 to hide his PBR empties. Yep, with fireworks strapped to his sandals.
Cosmonauts are pussies.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Welcome back Boozi!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:03 pm
He went to the moon on July 4th 66 to hide his PBR empties. Yep, with fireworks strapped to his sandals.
Cosmonauts are pussies.
He's so tall that he tried to bring the moon back with him. But his cargo shorts had a hole in the pocket. Lower orbit: Now the ocean tides bring floods and the hurricanes are big. Sorry, Florida!

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:06 am
Welcome back Boozi!
Thank you my friend, unfortunately my stay will be short. Time is such a rare good. It is a pleasure to see you all again, you magnificent sailors of the liquid skies.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:08 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:06 am
Welcome back Boozi!
Thank you my friend, unfortunately my stay will be short. Time is such a rare good. It is a pleasure to see you all again, you magnificent sailors of the liquid skies.
If your travels ever bring you back to our shores my place is always an option for a stop or an extended stay.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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