Moderating

[Badfellow]

Fuck the fuck.off

No, good sir. You fuck the fuckin' fuck.off, fuckin' whelp.

[ThirstyBirdy]

Fuck the fuck.off

No, good sir. You fuck the fuckin' fuck.off, fuckin' whelp.

Blah blah with the blah the bang the bang diggity 😃

[Badfellow]

Fuck the fuck.off

No, good sir. You fuck the fuckin' fuck.off, fuckin' whelp.

Blah blah with the blah the bang the bang diggity 😃

Ding dang diggity click, click, click, Boomhauer.

[oldsmartskunk]

Being drunkard is hard work. Having enough stamina to power through a bad hangover and still go work. Moderating this forum takes dedication to a whole new level.

[oettinger]

Moderating this forum takes dedication to a whole new level.

No it doesn`t. Stealing candy from a passed out bum takes more dedication than this




Aaaaaaaand your candy is gone

[oldsmartskunk]

Moderating this forum takes dedication to a whole new level.

No it doesn`t. Stealing candy from a passed out bum takes more dedication than this




Aaaaaaaand your candy is gone

Stop reminding me of that. I wanted that candy and you were unconscious.

[ThirstyDrunk]

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!
I guess I can blame drunkedness for just now noticing this stickied sticky suck fest circle jerk for all the holy high exalted moderators. Thank gods we have this thread for us lowly commoners to bestow praise in generous and abundant quantities upon those "who wear green in our monikers". Created by a mod no less. Mods around here used to be just one of the drunks, now you've moderbated yourselves into tertiary stage sycophancy.
Cheers to you! A bottle of cheap rye and toxic frog secretions to Badfellow, the rest of you can share a bowl of Guinea village spit beer.

Blow it out your kazoo

Seconded.

[mistah willies]

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!
I guess I can blame drunkedness for just now noticing this stickied sticky suck fest circle jerk for all the holy high exalted moderators. Thank gods we have this thread for us lowly commoners to bestow praise in generous and abundant quantities upon those "who wear green in our monikers". Created by a mod no less. Mods around here used to be just one of the drunks, now you've moderbated yourselves into tertiary stage sycophancy.
Cheers to you! A bottle of cheap rye and toxic frog secretions to Badfellow, the rest of you can share a bowl of Guinea village spit beer.

Blow it out your kazoo

Seconded.

Zounds! Tin-foiled again! Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you pesky kids.

The plan for world domination of the Green, Greasy Bathrobed Enclave was first uncovered eons ago by RA (the Resident Asshole of the board) and he went to the Face Book to reveal the truth to all.

Yaas, there was hush money involved, and then RA was able to create a hidden bar/bear's den/bunker in his cellar.

Now don't mind the little man behind the green curtain!
He is of no consequence. Now, about just money payments...

.

[oettinger]

Zounds! Tin-foiled again! Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you pesky kids.

The plan for world domination of the Green, Greasy Bathrobed Enclave was first uncovered eons ago by RA (the Resident Asshole of the board) and he went to the Face Book to reveal the truth to all.

Yaas, there was hush money involved, and then RA was able to create a hidden bar/bear's den/bunker in his cellar.

Now don't mind the little man behind the green curtain!
He is of no consequence. Now, about just money payments...

.

Don`t talk to the non-greens Will!!!!!

Remember...?!

[Artful Drunktective]

Mods around here used to be just one of the drunks, now you've moderbated yourselves into tertiary stage sycophancy.

Blow it out your kazoo

Seconded.

Yep you are correct sir. I use the mod status on résumés and what not. And now that two of us mods are married, our next achievement will be taking over the world. Huzzah!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Mods around here used to be just one of the drunks, now you've moderbated yourselves into tertiary stage sycophancy.

Blow it out your kazoo

Seconded.

Yep you are correct sir. I use the mod status on résumés and what not. And now that two of us mods are married, our next achievement will be taking over the world. Huzzah!

Nowhere did I claim anything of the sort, and the fact that you see it as a "Status" merely confirms my point.

[Artful Drunktective]

Nowhere did I claim anything of the sort, and the fact that you see it as a "Status" merely confirms my point.

Not to be a stickler but uh...yeah ya did (see below) and yep you nailed it! We all strive to achieve in life the "holy exhalted" hierarchy of the MDM forum. If you reach tertiary status, you win and get a Holy Grail!

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!
I guess I can blame drunkedness for just now noticing this stickied sticky suck fest circle jerk for all the holy high exalted moderators. Thank gods we have this thread for us lowly commoners to bestow praise in generous and abundant quantities upon those "who wear green in our monikers".

It was stickied to assist newb drunakrds on how to find moved posts and utilize the search function. Sorry it wasn't as important as drunkard posts from circa 2005.

Anyway let's just be rid of the drunkard mods and let the bots and trolls overtake, shall we? Have your flamethrowers ready for the botapocalypse.

[Lush City]

Once again, look at how this thread has deteriorated. The name of dear Pali was invoked to begin a very earnest post and now look at us. Pali is turning in his grave! I don't care if he was cremated, you know what I mean. He is sadly missed. It is fortunate that the crowd today on this board are quite docile and not prone to violent outbursts of vitriolic rhetoric so it's not a whack a mole job being moderator like it was 10yrs ago.

[Badfellow]

Once again, look at how this thread has deteriorated. The name of dear Pali was invoked to begin a very earnest post and now look at us. Pali is turning in his grave! I don't care if he was cremated, you know what I mean. He is sadly missed. It is fortunate that the crowd today on this board are quite docile and not prone to violent outbursts of vitriolic rhetoric so it's not a whack a mole job being moderator like it was 10yrs ago.

There are still moles to whack, good sir. Again, do not interpret lack of censorship as the time-looped rhetoric of the complaint or complacent. I defend your right to speak freely. Regardless of concord, whatever the fuck comes out of your gob, good sir, I defend it.

And get the stagnant thumb out of you critical, Matrix compliant ass already. Started the Airing of the Grievances early, I did. Abide by dudism, you do not.

[Artful Drunktective]

Once again, look at how this thread has deteriorated. The name of dear Pali was invoked to begin a very earnest post and now look at us.

Agreed, sir. This thread was stickied to help the new drunks. Nothing issue worthy for Palinka to pirouette in his grave. Cheers!