Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
Badfellow wrote:Yee-fuckin-haw! Give that brother-in-bastard the Hello Kitty nunchucks!Patchez wrote:Family Fist Fights start at 7 P.M. sharp. No need to sign up, just throw a haymaker sucker punch at that dickhead brother in law.
Good valid question.Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
Yuo need poop to do this not peeTo answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
gude one...............Badfellow wrote:Saturday December 17
Shit Talkers Bar & Grill
7:00 PM
You are cordially invited to our
HOLIDAY JENKEM SPECTACULAR
$10.00 let's you inhale an unlimited amount of shit from over 30 different assholes, plus a 4 course model airplane glue flight courtesy of The Berlin Enema Clinic.
Drink Spshalz
WT 101 Coke........................ $40
Krokadil Kombucha............... $3
Brutal Hammer I.V. Drip........ $5
We now serve Uncle Oettie's Hard Saurkraut on tap!
Wow, as I thought! You are one sick motherfucker or a modern artist.oettinger wrote:Good valid question.Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
I really hope for the latter.Lush City wrote:Wow, as I thought! You are one sick motherfucker or a modern artist.oettinger wrote:Good valid question.Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
This is definitely a good question.Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
