Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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THAT"S MY GIRLFRIEND'S BRA! I've been gone for a week and you drunks are already laying claim to it. Geez. I tried to call but the person that picked up just kept asking me what I am wearing.

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Silly girl...

We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.
LOLOLOLOL........yuo have never see me on a saterday night when i work and dont pay for my drinks. Wild tukrey flows like water when i do lap danses for chumps and old guys. my persenal record is 17 plus 3 shots of teqelia
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

Post by mistah willies »

HEY!

{shhh. that shouty guy woke up again}

{damn it. why does this always happen when you take me out? }



{shhh, focus here, Sheila! I'm trying to protect you!}

{by bringing me here in the first place?}




HEY! What happened to my drink?! Did you spill it on my lap?!

HEY!! Who shat in my pants?!

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Saturday is justice day @ ShitMothersDadsnGrill

They serve 2 dollar white russians. I say don`t let that clear on white crime happen
Tequila-shoots for a family under 5 pesos- Border-line illegal alcohol content
Try the german Kraut menu, being jewish never felt the same! But you probably gassed that already
Drink!
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Oh btw, did I mention tonights live band already?

The 5 Jackson Molesters
Herb
Don
Scot
Diana
and little Michael

Stir back and have a mouthful of entertainment
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DivaBitch wrote:
Silly girl...

We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.
LOLOLOLOL........yuo have never see me on a saterday night when i work and dont pay for my drinks. Wild tukrey flows like water when i do lap danses for chumps and old guys. my persenal record is 17 plus 3 shots of teqelia
Wow! Hook up with me baby, we could go places.
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Word got out that Divabitch is dancing this sunday evening on the pool-table at Shitdancersboobs&chill
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Yes, happy fantasies do abound when you indulge in the drinker's diet plan.
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oettinger wrote:Word got out that Divabitch is dancing this sunday evening on the pool-table at Shitdancersboobs&chill
is it a clasy place.......i only do clasy places and i donr dance on bars or tabbles
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Bonus Shit Talker miles now in effect for the Saint Wilford Brimley of Diabeetus Oatmeal Dinner and Bottom Shelf Binge!

*$7.99 gets you a pudhammer full of Quaker Oats, a 4 Swill flight and a two month subscription to the MDM Quarterly Reader!

*Bring the kids to visit Krampus!

*Our holiday lighting is rigged with over 200,000v of electricity to piss upon!

*Jews and Catholics welcome!
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Pre order your tickets to STB_Stills early christmas giving.

Empty your stash and give to the pouring.

Drink other people`s leftovers from last year for free at Shit talkers.

10 bucks entry

5 handles or more

The Drinking Choir will sing all your favorite Xmess songs
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Belching Santa competition at 3.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Mr Boozificator wrote:Belching Santa competition at 3.
Wait, is that a "3", or is it one of those boob symbols?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Family Fist Fights start at 7 P.M. sharp. No need to sign up, just throw a haymaker sucker punch at that dickhead brother in law.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Patchez wrote:Family Fist Fights start at 7 P.M. sharp. No need to sign up, just throw a haymaker sucker punch at that dickhead brother in law.
Yee-fuckin-haw! Give that brother-in-bastard the Hello Kitty nunchucks!
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