Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
THAT"S MY GIRLFRIEND'S BRA! I've been gone for a week and you drunks are already laying claim to it. Geez. I tried to call but the person that picked up just kept asking me what I am wearing.
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LOLOLOLOL........yuo have never see me on a saterday night when i work and dont pay for my drinks. Wild tukrey flows like water when i do lap danses for chumps and old guys. my persenal record is 17 plus 3 shots of teqeliaSilly girl...
We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
HEY!
{shhh. that shouty guy woke up again}
{damn it. why does this always happen when you take me out? }
{shhh, focus here, Sheila! I'm trying to protect you!}
{by bringing me here in the first place?}
HEY! What happened to my drink?! Did you spill it on my lap?!
HEY!! Who shat in my pants?!
{shhh. that shouty guy woke up again}
{damn it. why does this always happen when you take me out? }
{shhh, focus here, Sheila! I'm trying to protect you!}
{by bringing me here in the first place?}
HEY! What happened to my drink?! Did you spill it on my lap?!
HEY!! Who shat in my pants?!
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Saturday is justice day @ ShitMothersDadsnGrill
They serve 2 dollar white russians. I say don`t let that clear on white crime happen
Tequila-shoots for a family under 5 pesos- Border-line illegal alcohol content
Try the german Kraut menu, being jewish never felt the same! But you probably gassed that already
They serve 2 dollar white russians. I say don`t let that clear on white crime happen
Tequila-shoots for a family under 5 pesos- Border-line illegal alcohol content
Try the german Kraut menu, being jewish never felt the same! But you probably gassed that already
Drink!
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Oh btw, did I mention tonights live band already?
The 5 Jackson Molesters
Herb
Don
Scot
Diana
and little Michael
Stir back and have a mouthful of entertainment
The 5 Jackson Molesters
Herb
Don
Scot
Diana
and little Michael
Stir back and have a mouthful of entertainment
Drink!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Wow! Hook up with me baby, we could go places.DivaBitch wrote:LOLOLOLOL........yuo have never see me on a saterday night when i work and dont pay for my drinks. Wild tukrey flows like water when i do lap danses for chumps and old guys. my persenal record is 17 plus 3 shots of teqeliaSilly girl...
We will forgive such impudence as you clearly have yet to meet Oggar. He can crush your liver like a Twinkle and still have room leftover for a warm 24 of the Natty Ice. Then again, he is not so much "guy" as he is a liquor killing sasquatch from the viking underworld.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Word got out that Divabitch is dancing this sunday evening on the pool-table at Shitdancersboobs&chill
Drink!
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Yes, happy fantasies do abound when you indulge in the drinker's diet plan.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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is it a clasy place.......i only do clasy places and i donr dance on bars or tabblesoettinger wrote:Word got out that Divabitch is dancing this sunday evening on the pool-table at Shitdancersboobs&chill
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Bonus Shit Talker miles now in effect for the Saint Wilford Brimley of Diabeetus Oatmeal Dinner and Bottom Shelf Binge!
*$7.99 gets you a pudhammer full of Quaker Oats, a 4 Swill flight and a two month subscription to the MDM Quarterly Reader!
*Bring the kids to visit Krampus!
*Our holiday lighting is rigged with over 200,000v of electricity to piss upon!
*Jews and Catholics welcome!
*$7.99 gets you a pudhammer full of Quaker Oats, a 4 Swill flight and a two month subscription to the MDM Quarterly Reader!
*Bring the kids to visit Krampus!
*Our holiday lighting is rigged with over 200,000v of electricity to piss upon!
*Jews and Catholics welcome!
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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Pre order your tickets to STB_Stills early christmas giving.
Empty your stash and give to the pouring.
Drink other people`s leftovers from last year for free at Shit talkers.
10 bucks entry
5 handles or more
The Drinking Choir will sing all your favorite Xmess songs
Empty your stash and give to the pouring.
Drink other people`s leftovers from last year for free at Shit talkers.
10 bucks entry
5 handles or more
The Drinking Choir will sing all your favorite Xmess songs
Drink!
- Mr Boozificator
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Belching Santa competition at 3.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Wait, is that a "3", or is it one of those boob symbols?Mr Boozificator wrote:Belching Santa competition at 3.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Family Fist Fights start at 7 P.M. sharp. No need to sign up, just throw a haymaker sucker punch at that dickhead brother in law.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Yee-fuckin-haw! Give that brother-in-bastard the Hello Kitty nunchucks!Patchez wrote:Family Fist Fights start at 7 P.M. sharp. No need to sign up, just throw a haymaker sucker punch at that dickhead brother in law.
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