Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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- Lush City
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
You wore the tiki idol again, didn't you?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Just because parts of your balls are missing doesn`t mean you won`t get served in shittalkers balls on grill
Drink!
- greygoose1
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Don't hex me like that, man. To quote treetop "that would really harsh my mellow"
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Ann B. Davis in a grass skirt. Who can resist!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I thought this place burned down on new years.
Crazy how easy it is to steel two boxes of bum wine and set it up again.
Plywood on a shoppingcart, cracklounge in the parkinglot done. Back in busyness
Crazy how easy it is to steel two boxes of bum wine and set it up again.
Plywood on a shoppingcart, cracklounge in the parkinglot done. Back in busyness
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- Rye and Coke
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Maybe we need a little person exorcist to come through the place and do a once over, because if things continue at this pace goose is going to be a torso, with a head, sipping vodka through a straw.
Fuck these spirits tryna distract us from our spirits. Probably the ghosts of those dog-faced woman prohibitionists from the 20's; built like bricks and fire hydrants
Fuck these spirits tryna distract us from our spirits. Probably the ghosts of those dog-faced woman prohibitionists from the 20's; built like bricks and fire hydrants
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Soon my liver needs it`s own little exorcism. Start spraying me with holy vodka and I`ll talk smack to you and spit green vomit in your faces.
If you don`t tie me to the bed I`ll do the spider walk downstairs to go to the hole and the shed to get more drunk.
If you don`t tie me to the bed I`ll do the spider walk downstairs to go to the hole and the shed to get more drunk.
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
So here's the latest, it's approaching late nite here in the city of lost angels and I'm calling out for food delivery. Getting a juicy double cheese burger with bacon and avocado with cole slaw and a side order of wings.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Shit place stalker and swill delivers now?
I don`t trust that chef and his methlab kinda kitchen, but bon appetie
I don`t trust that chef and his methlab kinda kitchen, but bon appetie
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Funny you should mention the word "delivery".
As a condition of our wrongful death settlement, the one and only SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
is no longer legally licensed to serve any kind of foodstuffs or edible objects whatsoever.
To this end, we proudly offer a full delivery menu, courtesy of Sleazy Mike's '94 Toyota Corolla and lovingly stolen donations from the Meals on Wheels program of the greater Shit Talker Valley area.
January Specials
Old Euthanasia Rye................... $3.00
Kinda Vodka.............................. $1.75
Skag Sparkling Meth Seltzer.... $5.00
Swish......................................... $0.50
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I'll take a double shot of Swish and a plate full of Roadside Surprise!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Indeed, sir. Might I suggest the Jagbomb glazed meatloaf with mashed potatoes a la crême de menthe?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Knowing your 'Meals on Wheels' we're probably looking at exhaust manifold fried omelettes. I'll take a little extra 30 WT. with my pancakes if you don't mind.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:49 pmFunny you should mention the word "delivery".
As a condition of our wrongful death settlement, the one and only SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
is no longer legally licensed to serve any kind of foodstuffs or edible objects whatsoever.
To this end, we proudly offer a full delivery menu, courtesy of Sleazy Mike's '94 Toyota Corolla and lovingly stolen donations from the Meals on Wheels program of the greater Shit Talker Valley area.
January Specials
Old Euthanasia Rye................... $3.00
Kinda Vodka.............................. $1.75
Skag Sparkling Meth Seltzer.... $5.00
Swish......................................... $0.50
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Our chair leg alcohol is definitely the boldest. Makes you blind only temporarily.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.