Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[Gall4185]

I'm about to sit down with a bourbon & coke,no ice,and a shot of ancho reyes. Much needed after that shift

[Frankennietzsche]

Is there a banana-hammock special at Shit Lickers? Asking for a freind.

[Badfellow]

...Asking for a freind.

Is it your mom's new boyfriend? Who's name starts with an "R" and ends with an "IPT"?



This Thursday at Shit Talkers!

Quote the movie Roadhouse and get punched in the face for FREE by one of our Patrick Swayze lookalike bouncers (see if you can guess which one is actually a woman)!

Thursday drink specials:

* 1/2 price Taaka Vodka enemas
* $3.00 taps on Steel Sphincter and Steel Sphincter Ice
* Dance for quarters, rummy!

Cockroach Bingo starts at 8PM!

[Mr. Viking]

can i open a tab? I'm good for it, i promise

[Badfellow]

can i open a tab? I'm good for it, i promise

Dingus MacShitesnockle said he was picking up your damage.

[Patchez]

you vile fucking cunts. I leave for a few weeks of detox and you twats get all sentimental.

[oettinger]

Friday night special at STB&G:
Sherley Temple night to the wacky sounds of an undrunk Joplin cover artist from poland
Bring your own hooch, everything consumed above a gallon is charged loosely.
The Wild Bunch costumes recommended.
Special appearances by Brain Dennehy and Sammy Hagar.
Opens at noon, VIP rooms at 12.
BAC 18 or above, BAC molesters not welcomed

[Badfellow]

you vile fucking cunts. I leave for a few weeks of detox and you twats get all sentimental.

Detox? Were you at Camp Carrie Nation again?

[Frankennietzsche]

The Wild Bunch costumes recommended.

I call "Lyle Gorch."

[whiskeyprick]

One of my old locals has had 4 owners since i been here: Cant remember the first one but it went form Bottleggers to Buck More's(make it a double for a buck more), to the LDT(Lake Dillon Tavern). I called them Shitlegger's, Shit More's and the STD. Ever wanna catch a disease or see someone you spent time in jail with, this is your place.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Ever wanna catch a disease or see someone you spent time in jail with, this is your place.

HAha I know that place Hey you know J.D.? every conversation starts wiuth somthing like "Hey you know they burn all that old money out n the desert"

[oettinger]

Ever wanna catch a disease or see someone you spent time in jail with, this is your place.

HAha I know that place Hey you know J.D.? every conversation starts wiuth somthing like "Hey you know they burn all that old money out n the desert"

You make me sick Thirst!

Sat Night is Thirstys pecial:
Sneak in a patient from the mental facility and we sneak in a free drink for you.
On stage on retard day: Bono, John Bon Jovi, Iggy Azalea
Every pizza ordered witzzout cheese gets a double layer of salty dough.
Drivers drink first. Preggos admitted

[Patchez]

you vile fucking cunts. I leave for a few weeks of detox and you twats get all sentimental.

Detox? Were you at Camp Carrie Nation again?

Resting my liver up for the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ. Knowing what my liver was going to endure, I gave him a couple of weeks downtime.

[Badfellow]

Resting my liver up for the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ. Knowing what my liver was going to endure, I gave him a couple of weeks downtime.

Wise, sir.


Although...

You called your liver "him", then I confused your liver with Quato from Total Recall II: The Blackout Plot, which I equated with Quoettinger.
And as we all know, the Martians love Quottinger.

[Smatter Noguts]

Resting my liver up for the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ. Knowing what my liver was going to endure, I gave him a couple of weeks downtime.

Wise, sir.


Although...

You called your liver "him", then I confused your liver with Quato from Total Recall II: The Blackout Plot, which I equated with Quoettinger.
And as we all know, the Martians love Quottinger.

Wanna see my umbilical hernia? Makes Quato look like Brad Pitt.