Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:34 am

So anything on this evening? I'm torn between half free pints of my regular place and this. I'm certain entertainment section will be the game changer here.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:48 pm

the best lavatories in the county: shit takers bar and grill

Post by **Badfellow** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:33 pm

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
-the Management

All acts for tonight have been canceled due to overflow of raw sewage onto the dance floor.
We hope to have our fire insurance paid in full by tomorrow!
Bar still open for service. Any port in a shit storm, eh?

---Wed. Drink Specials---

*Captain Gakk's Spiced Rum...................... $2.00
*Old Jaundicemaker................................$2.00
*Long Onion Iced Tea..............................$3.50
*Diet Root Beer Schnapps.........................$1.50

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:40 pm

can you confirm that squalorman has been removed form the rota of door staff?

Post by **Badfellow** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:54 pm

Ah, you mean Chef Wolfgang Squalormann?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:53 pm

Wow I don't think I've ever been in a bar I would shit in. I'll have a double Rock N Rye and seven Carlings.

Post by **Badfellow** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:06 pm

You know...

They burn all that old money out in the desert. In a hole. Right?

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:16 am

"It's hell time man! It's hell time man!"

Down these streets the fools rule
There's no freedom or self respect,
A knife's point or a trip to the joint
Is about all you can expect.

They kill people here who stand up for their rights,
The system's just too damned corrupt
It's always the same, the name of the game
Is who do you know higher up.

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:52 pm

Badfellow wrote:PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
-the Management

Puking is still a-ok, right?

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:02 pm

Bur wrote:
Badfellow wrote:PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHITTING IN URINALS
-the Management
Puking is still a-ok, right?

Reminds me of that bar in Germany where the urinals were just stainless steel buckets with a huge hole connected to a huge pipe at the bottom. Loved peeing there and those things never got clogged nor smelly. According to the house mistress they cost a fortune though.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 4:27 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Wow I don't think I've ever been in a bar I would shit in. I'll have a double Rock N Rye and seven Carlings.

"Sometimes, you got no choice." -Pope Francis I, when posed with the same conundrum.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:03 pm

Nah man, never shit in the bar, that's what the parking lot is for

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:41 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Nah man, never shit in the bar, that's what track pants and adult diapers are for

Fixed that for ya.
Here pally, have a Redd's Pruno Ale on the house.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:38 pm

Diaper and track pants. I may be on to something. In th mean time can I get a Beam and caffeine free diet cherry Shasta.
And also I shit in the urinal. So sorry. Cheers.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:22 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Diaper and track pants. I may be on to something. In th mean time can I get a Beam and caffeine free diet cherry Shasta.
And also I shit in the urinal. So sorry. Cheers.

Damn, and the fool I am ate the cake instead of brushing my teeth

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