Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Yeah, merry Christmas to all yooze drunks!
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If Santa read MDM more carefully he would know not to touch that.
But he`s getting old and getting high on chimney smoke. Also he`s giving presents to little children, how creepy is that?
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OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
Good valid question.
To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
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Survival night at StiffStalkersBrain( n Thrilled

Survive the first the pure Alcohol Zombies

Survive the next three

Pay double puke twice

As always: Husbands, Wifes n so on only allowed up to age 86

Live band tonight White Zombie, with their hit single survival of the drunkest

#easy entertainment!
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To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
Yuo need poop to do this not pee


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Saturday December 17
Shit Talkers Bar & Grill
7:00 PM

You are cordially invited to our
HOLIDAY JENKEM SPECTACULAR
$10.00 let's you inhale an unlimited amount of shit from over 30 different assholes, plus a 4 course model airplane glue flight courtesy of The Berlin Enema Clinic.


Drink Spshalz

WT 101 Coke........................ $40
Krokadil Kombucha............... $3
Brutal Hammer I.V. Drip........ $5

We now serve Uncle Oettie's Hard Saurkraut on tap!
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One them krokodil thingies good sir. I feel like I'm gonna be visiting lizard disco in a day or two anyhow.

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Badfellow wrote:Saturday December 17
Shit Talkers Bar & Grill
7:00 PM

You are cordially invited to our
HOLIDAY JENKEM SPECTACULAR
$10.00 let's you inhale an unlimited amount of shit from over 30 different assholes, plus a 4 course model airplane glue flight courtesy of The Berlin Enema Clinic.


Drink Spshalz

WT 101 Coke........................ $40
Krokadil Kombucha............... $3
Brutal Hammer I.V. Drip........ $5

We now serve Uncle Oettie's Hard Saurkraut on tap!
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oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
Good valid question.
To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
Wow, as I thought! You are one sick motherfucker or a modern artist.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush City wrote:
oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
Good valid question.
To answer with another question, how often are you still able to jack off old man?
After that I`d be probably trying to ferment my own booze (using urine) to much failure and start eating the neighbour`s dog, cooking it alive in half warm water using matches and paper only,
For entertainment I`d look at myself in the mirror.
Wow, as I thought! You are one sick motherfucker or a modern artist.
I really hope for the latter.
But aren`t all artists sickos in one way or another?
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Lush City wrote:OK. Here is some shit to talk about while we pass this yuletide season.
Imagine yourself sentenced to a place where you had to manufacture your own entertainment. That means no electronic devices of any kind. Movement is unrestricted so you may just wander off into the wilds and disappear. How long could you hold out otherwise?
This is definitely a good question.

Yes, I've been in such scenarios before. The longest was roughly 3 months tenting deep in the wilds of the state forest with no support other than supply drops. Ate a lot of fish with rice and beans, and requisitioned far more whiskey than I anticipated consuming, which was fortunate because I ended up drinking it all anyway.

Your entertainment basically boils down to books, alcohol and other mind altering sunstances. Of course, if you have the option, human companionship has its merits... storytelling, music and farting competitions around the fire are all standard fare. A chess board is worth it's weight in 1963 Chateau Lafite Rothschild.

Chores are not entertainment in and of themselves, though they are useful for keeping at bay that dreaded specter of boredom which stalks us all. Speaking of which, go chop some wood you lazy fucker.
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^ ^ ^

Now THAT is a spirit quest. Usually, we go without food and water for three days to a week.

But hey, bourbon is not food, nor is it water.


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Xmass dinner at shit talkers

you either need to be a homless or an unliked drunk

I think the 100 bucks entry fee scares the crowd away though.

I`ll need to skype with the manager about that for next year,

Same goes for the new years eve tickets selling from 1 billion and above, live bands: Michael Jackson doing Stevie Wonders on stage.
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