Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!

From all of us lowlife scumbags at Shit Talkers Bar & Grill


Drink, Be Merry and Get Fucked
Peppermint MD 20/20....................... $1.00
Malort Nogg....................................... $3.00
Flaming Baby Jesus.......................... $4.25
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How's 2017 treating you so far?

At Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, we're a simple bunch of squalid, hard drinking cromagnons who have no use for calendars or acknowledgment of the passing years. Yes, we had a house stripper, but she snorted too many troll droppings and ended up committing suicide at a regional spelling bee. Our condolences.

Welfare Friday Drink Specials

Whiskey & Blatz............................ $2.25
Wu Tang Lao Lao......................... $2.00
Dennis Rodman Vodka................ $0.17


*Just a reminder, we no longer accept food stamps or Marboro Miles as method of payment.
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Badfellow wrote:
*Just a reminder, we no longer accept food stamps
And I killed a family of seven to get some. Lame
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Vulture sunday at Shitbars Talkers and thrills

drink something another person threw up for 5 dollars the bucket

live music by Witney Houston, yep we dug her up!

On the menu:
The McDonalds leftover platter - 10 euros
Dominos porkrind swineflu calzone - 34 lira
The sibirian slayer: frozen toes from unknown murder victims for the whole family - 50 rubels
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86`ed party in front of Shit Talkers tonight. Be there, be part of the movement. Wear pink
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HEY!


HEY! I CAN SEE YOU IN THERE! OPEN THE DOOR!


*hiccup*


Better. Mumblety bumble burble. Fricken ze heistenshtammer. Multiple car crashes reported late Thursday evening. Blecch kornsniffing dumbleweesils mrph mrph*


HEY! WHY IS THAT DUDE COPYING ME IN THE WINDOW?!


*Translated: Oh good heavings. I appear to be inebriated and can't get off the floor. Why are all the lights out in there? I didn't know this place closed in the early morning. Very odd. Well, perhaps I shall take a walk through the park instead. Cheerio with milk

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Willies I don`t know where you are posting from, but Shittalkers is on the other side of the street.
I think you got drunk in the lobby of the retirement home again.
Happens to the best of us. The music is way better. The nurs- the waitresses look better and find me one person that can distinguish a horde of drunk zombies from a horde of old zombies.
Both smell bad
Both need to be fed with a straw
Both walk slow and stumble all the time
Both mumble strange stuff in alien languages
Both better use diapers
Both shouldn`t be driving anymore
Both can`t see or hear that good anymore
Both can`t remember the pin number to their credit card
Both can immediately pass out dead on the spot

and so on
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Bring grandma to the party sunday
pre chewed tortilas - 1 $
defibrilator - 600 german marks
unwashed pants - 10 lira
fake teeth - for free
A beer and a kornschnaps before noon - 50 cents
the russian knocking on your door - Lush did the bouncer let you in again?!
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A NEW CONCEPT IN RETIREMENT LIVING!

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COMING IN FALL 2017


Shit Talkers Bar & Grill is proud to announce its latest expansion, a groundbreaking project in the movement for more profits by means of mass social injustice...

It's
Shit Talkers Nursing Home for Fucked Up Drunken Invalids

Too old to wipe your own ass? Well, at Shit Talkers Nursing Home for Fucked Up Drunken Invalids, you're never too old to get pants pissing drunk or stick your dick in the meatloaf special. That's right! Get your dirty on with our 3:1 ratio of washed-up prostitute/nursing staff who will be more that happy to steal your jewelry after you've passed out. Or, perhaps you'd prefer to watch one of our two fabulous television sets all day long... the judge shows start at 11 AM prompt every day, and we serve complimentary vodka-spiked Ensure from a hog trough.

If you're a dawdling old fucker who still likes to party like it's 1999, there's a place for you here to die with a drink in your hand, and to be treated with the same indignity for which Shit Talkers Bar & Grill is known.

Space is limited. Operators are standing by to take your bank account information and whatever else you might have.
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Shit takers' bar and grill
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I knew you were going to say that. Limey bastard. You're the reason our toilets are rated at 15 gallons per flush.
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Did you know that Shite Smokers Broad n Stillborn delivers now?!!

You sit in the Shed or the Hole and your drink doesn`t taste that good? But you are to lazy to hop to another bar?

No problem, The Shit Talkers Bar and Grill Delivery service is there for you.

Just call 1.800.shitdrink and tell our mongolian staff in which shithole you`re wasting your money in and we bring you any drink of choice!

If you set that place up in flames, maybe there`s another drink waiting for you.

While your`re at it, please grab over the counter and get the cash, we really neeeed that money!

Thanks. Be our guest in Casa Shitta, half of your next drink is on the house
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This is the worst establishment I have ever been in. The urinals are on the back wall and the one shitter, while it has walls has no door.

The "pizza oven' and the deep fryer look like they haven't been cleaned since Nixon was in office. The tap lines are fucking rust colored. The only "plus" to hygine was that I saw your waitress stand up off the stand up urinal and wash her hands. Unfortunately it was in the piss stream of the drunk at the next urinal.

Pour me two pitchers of Natty Boh and three shots of Ten High. Oh yeah, the good shit.

I fucking love this place.
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Perverted Leprechaun Sex on St. Patty's Day!!!

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GREEN PUKE!

Yes, at McShitrick's Pub & Grub, we are well aware of the competition and make every effort to please you, the drunken fuckhead customer, with our shitty array of swill and trans fatty frier foods laced with rodent feces.

To this end, we will be offering free authentic Irish knee-cappings to our customers throughout the merry fucking mick holiday. Plus, random explosives for the kids! And a live performance by Mary Margaret and the Rosy Rotten Crotch Dancers!

All you can drink for as much as it costs!


Drink O' McSpecials

Shamrock Corn Likker Shake.................. $4.00
Wake Fluid................................................ $3.00
Old Dead Green English 800.................... $7.00/ 40oz.

* Once again accepting food stamps, Marboro Miles, EBT, drugs and young children as method of payment. Cash and credit card numbers always welcome!
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Bowls and bowls of Lucky Charms! They're magically racist! Oh, faith and boogereaters, Lucky Charms are the food of me forefathers. Me sainted grandmother wouldn't have gotten through the Famine without them.
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