Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:03 pm

Donald J.? Really. Meet me outside
Nah. I'll just give him a swirly in the men's room before I fall down on random pee.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Meanwhile, at the one and only original now more than ever Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, we have successfully hacked into the Commodore 64 server at The Hole and are watching live Shedcam feed on our brand new widescreen TV.



All Day Specials on Items
Stolen from The Hole

Dolphin Tacos ...................................... $2.50
Dick Eagle Rare 10 yr. Whiskey............ $6.00
Anti-Fungal Medication........................ $0.50
Nice set of Lee Press-On Nails............ $3.00
Unidentified White Powder...................$3.00/ pop
Cheeseburger Schnapps......................$5.00
Jimmy Lester's SSN..............................$0.50
Gently jizzed copy of Hustler................$0.25

Reserve your table now for the STG&B Thanksgiving feast and reenactment of the systematic suppression of indigenous North American tribal cultures. Space is limited, and so is our patience.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:38 am
Meanwhile, at the one and only original now more than ever Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, we have successfully hacked into the Commodore 64 server at The Hole and are watching live Shedcam feed on our brand new widescreen TV.



All Day Specials on Items
Stolen from The Hole

Dolphin Tacos ...................................... $2.50
Dick Eagle Rare 10 yr. Whiskey............ $6.00
Anti-Fungal Medication........................ $0.50
Nice set of Lee Press-On Nails............ $3.00
Unidentified White Powder...................$3.00/ pop
Cheeseburger Schnapps......................$5.00
Jimmy Lester's SSN..............................$0.50
Gently jizzed copy of Hustler................$0.25

Reserve your table now for the STG&B Thanksgiving feast and reenactment of the systematic suppression of indigenous North American tribal cultures. Space is limited, and so is our patience.
Additional All Day Specials on Items stolen from the potluck at The Hole:

Used L'eggs Sheer Energy pantyhose
Used condoms – magnum size
Mrs. Dash seasoning spice
Opened Dick Eagles brand Tequila – both silver and gold
Lame soft core Chinese porn VHS
Snoopy's mouth harp
AC/DC Angus McAngus cassette tape
The bumper off of Badfellow's pick up truck (haystack included)
The bumper off of Dear Booze's beat up Coupe Deville (hooker not included)
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Tonight at the original, one and only,
Now more than ever, all blackouts matter,
Stupor-dupor lord humongous
Shit Talkers Bar &
Center of the Cosmos


*FREE LIQUOR!!!

*FREE MASSAGES BY MIDGET STRIPPERS!!

(Happy endings add $0.50)

*FREE PIZZA ROLLS AND SPAM SUSHI!!!

*RUSSIAN ROULETTE TOURNAMENT!!!

*THE BLACK GUY FROM POLICE ACADEMY WHO MAKES ALL THE FUCKED UP NOISES AT 7:00 PM!!!

*LITA FORD AND D.J. JAZZY JEFF AT 8:00!!!


Please don't miss out on this incredible, once in a lifetime opportunity to not remember a single fucking thing.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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You roofied all of us, nothing of that really happened right? My wallet is ripped appart like Roseanne Bars lunch sandwich though
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You know you are hearing shit talking when it sounds like this:
https://youtu.be/N1KvgtEnABY
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Snitch Stalkers Perv on Grill is still open!
Great,
For drinks I`ll have what these cool dudes had at the Hole yesterday, free beer and cash
For lunch a bowl of leftover squid, yeah the one fresh from the dumpster, the family platter for 5 bucks straight please. No lemons please, I don`t know if I`ll be able to stomach these
For desert, another shot in this lousy mixed boilermaker
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:00 am
Snitch Stalkers Perv on Grill is still open!
Great,
For drinks I`ll have what these cool dudes had at the Hole yesterday, free beer and cash
For lunch a bowl of leftover squid, yeah the one fresh from the dumpster, the family platter for 5 bucks straight please. No lemons please, I don`t know if I`ll be able to stomach these
For desert, another shot in this lousy mixed boilermaker
Yes, we are rocking with the big dogs now!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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They deliver now to your homebar.

Got the keg russells for 4,99
A bologna sandwich without spagetthi
A 24 pack of their cheap brandy
and for desert the all you can throw up cream-paste
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Bring Mom to Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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The Hole? Hates your mom.

The Shed? Doesn't even count.



But at the Original
SHIT TALKERS
BAR
&

GRILL


We fucking love your mom! In fact, we're dating her!
Now let's be honest here: Shit Talkers Bar & Grill© has no intention of trying to replace your father; that guy was a scumbag anyway (kind of like The Hole). But we would like you to come to terms with the fact that we're having sex with your mother. Doesn't she look great in a tube top?

Come in for drink specials all day long. And don't miss our Mothers Day pole dance competition and open groping house at 7 PM.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Yuck, horrible images overloading my brain. Make me escape this madness my dear vodka
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Re: Bring Mom to Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 9:41 am
The Hole? Hates your mom.

The Shed? Doesn't even count.



But at the Original
SHIT TALKERS
BAR
&

GRILL


We fucking love your mom! In fact, we're dating her!
Now let's be honest here: Shit Talkers Bar & Grill© has no intention of trying to replace your father; that guy was a scumbag anyway (kind of like The Hole). But we would like you to come to terms with the fact that we're having sex with your mother. Doesn't she look great in a tube top?

Come in for drink specials all day long. And don't miss our Mothers Day pole dance competition and open groping house at 7 PM.
Ooooooh!
I've as wanted to be a serious motherfucker. Or at least a badass mofo. Do you need any help with bouncing?
I can handle almost any size; my back is strong and I have a solid lap.

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Re: Bring Mom to Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 9:41 am
The Hole? Hates your mom.

The Shed? Doesn't even count.



But at the Original
SHIT TALKERS
BAR
&

GRILL


We fucking love your mom! In fact, we're dating her!
Now let's be honest here: Shit Talkers Bar & Grill© has no intention of trying to replace your father; that guy was a scumbag anyway (kind of like The Hole). But we would like you to come to terms with the fact that we're having sex with your mother. Doesn't she look great in a tube top?

Come in for drink specials all day long. And don't miss our Mothers Day pole dance competition and open groping house at 7 PM.
You can't afford my Mom.
Is this some kind of dot.com franchise brand being concocted?
Why not just call it 'The Shithole Shed Talkers Guild of the Wayward Fuck Ups on the Internet Superhighway'?
Then you can always kiss my ass!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:26 pm
Gay.
Have you told your wife yet?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Sorry, I see you deleted that post.
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