Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:05 pm
Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!
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Just because parts of your balls are missing doesn`t mean you won`t get served in shittalkers balls on grill
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:05 pm
Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!
Don't hex me like that, man. To quote treetop "that would really harsh my mellow"
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:16 am
Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:05 pm
Well, it appears to me that commenting on the Shit Talkers Bar and Grill thread is nothing but bad luck and physical injury for some people. I'm talking missing body parts. So, beware and I'm outta here!
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I thought this place burned down on new years.

Crazy how easy it is to steel two boxes of bum wine and set it up again.
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Maybe we need a little person exorcist to come through the place and do a once over, because if things continue at this pace goose is going to be a torso, with a head, sipping vodka through a straw.

Fuck these spirits tryna distract us from our spirits. Probably the ghosts of those dog-faced woman prohibitionists from the 20's; built like bricks and fire hydrants
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Soon my liver needs it`s own little exorcism. Start spraying me with holy vodka and I`ll talk smack to you and spit green vomit in your faces.
If you don`t tie me to the bed I`ll do the spider walk downstairs to go to the hole and the shed to get more drunk.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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So here's the latest, it's approaching late nite here in the city of lost angels and I'm calling out for food delivery. Getting a juicy double cheese burger with bacon and avocado with cole slaw and a side order of wings.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Shit place stalker and swill delivers now?

I don`t trust that chef and his methlab kinda kitchen, but bon appetie
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:39 am
So here's the latest, it's approaching late nite here in the city of lost angels and I'm calling out for food delivery. Getting a juicy double cheese burger with bacon and avocado with cole slaw and a side order of wings.
Funny you should mention the word "delivery".

As a condition of our wrongful death settlement, the one and only SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
is no longer legally licensed to serve any kind of foodstuffs or edible objects whatsoever.

To this end, we proudly offer a full delivery menu, courtesy of Sleazy Mike's '94 Toyota Corolla and lovingly stolen donations from the Meals on Wheels program of the greater Shit Talker Valley area.

January Specials

Old Euthanasia Rye................... $3.00
Kinda Vodka.............................. $1.75
Skag Sparkling Meth Seltzer.... $5.00
Swish......................................... $0.50
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I'll take a double shot of Swish and a plate full of Roadside Surprise!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Patchez wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:13 pm
I'll take a double shot of Swish and a plate full of Roadside Surprise!
Indeed, sir. Might I suggest the Jagbomb glazed meatloaf with mashed potatoes a la crême de menthe?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:49 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:39 am
So here's the latest, it's approaching late nite here in the city of lost angels and I'm calling out for food delivery. Getting a juicy double cheese burger with bacon and avocado with cole slaw and a side order of wings.
Funny you should mention the word "delivery".

As a condition of our wrongful death settlement, the one and only SHIT TALKERS BAR & GRILL
is no longer legally licensed to serve any kind of foodstuffs or edible objects whatsoever.

To this end, we proudly offer a full delivery menu, courtesy of Sleazy Mike's '94 Toyota Corolla and lovingly stolen donations from the Meals on Wheels program of the greater Shit Talker Valley area.

January Specials

Old Euthanasia Rye................... $3.00
Kinda Vodka.............................. $1.75
Skag Sparkling Meth Seltzer.... $5.00
Swish......................................... $0.50
Knowing your 'Meals on Wheels' we're probably looking at exhaust manifold fried omelettes. I'll take a little extra 30 WT. with my pancakes if you don't mind.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

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Our chair leg alcohol is definitely the boldest. Makes you blind only temporarily.
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