Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:00 pm
Badfellow wrote:
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Skulduggz, now there's a term with which I am well versed.
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You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
Hell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:26 am
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
Hell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
I've seen that show a few times. It's kind of an old people's show. I think I know the character you mentioned, Otis, but more than that I didn't see any toilet in the cell the times I watched. I also remember telling a friend that. I say this because the times I was in "time out" I couldn't shit in front of people so I eventually was taken to the infirmary...and the end of this will be for another time.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:37 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
I've seen that show a few times. It's my favorite. I think I just shit my pants. I'm an idiot.
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^^^ that was the funniest of the bunch.
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Aha, So I guess this is a thing.
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