Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

User avatar
Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6537
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by Patchez »

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:57 pm
Skulduggz, now there's a term with which I am well versed.
MMMMmmmmm Skulnuggz
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14254
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by oettinger »

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:00 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:57 pm
Skulduggz, now there's a term with which I am well versed.
MMMMmmmmm Skulnuggz
Skullnuts, yummy. Like Snickers just with skull pieces (hard to chew and a pain in the ass if not digested)
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
Dirty Diamond Lou
Hooch Hound
Hooch Hound
Posts: 97
Joined: Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:51 am
Location: Orange County, CA

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by Dirty Diamond Lou »

You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
I'm also known as ssapals.

aka: Dirty Lou
aka: Sweet Lou
aka: The Whole Enchilada

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12700
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by ThirstyDrunk »

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
Hell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

User avatar
Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6537
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by Patchez »

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:26 am
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
Hell yes! With a home made Aunt Bea Breakfast and then send you on your way to do it all over again.!
This is my retirement plans when we move to Tennessee. Small town, get to know the local fuzz and buy a donkey to ride. I'm gold.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
MissFit
Booze Head
Booze Head
Posts: 47
Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:50 pm

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by MissFit »

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
I've seen that show a few times. It's kind of an old people's show. I think I know the character you mentioned, Otis, but more than that I didn't see any toilet in the cell the times I watched. I also remember telling a friend that. I say this because the times I was in "time out" I couldn't shit in front of people so I eventually was taken to the infirmary...and the end of this will be for another time.
Been there, done that.....more than once!
Buy me a drink and see where it gets you

User avatar
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516
Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by Dear Booze »

MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:37 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:28 am
You also have the option of going Otis from The Andy Griffith show. Your personal cell? An early morning release? I would definitely take that over 24 hours in the the loop. At least you have tp and a hopefully a somewhat ungermed toilet seat to sit your ass on.
I've seen that show a few times. It's my favorite. I think I just shit my pants. I'm an idiot.
I agree
DRINK!

User avatar
scream ale
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6178
Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
Location: Home usually.

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by scream ale »

^^^ that was the funniest of the bunch.

User avatar
Rye and Coke
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 885
Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"

Re: Boozing in a small town - the trials and tribulations

Post by Rye and Coke »

Aha, So I guess this is a thing.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

Post Reply