The Shed

[ThirstyDrunk]

No.

Did anyone else see that the shed now offers No-go areas to families and groups up to eight?
You`re even allowed to bring your own stuff as long as you drink 4 beers and a chaser.

can yuo have a weding reseptshun there or a kids bithday party maybe

Yes of course, and we are currently listed in the national midwife's guide as a community birthing center.

[Mr Boozificator]

Decor isn't really my bag. I'm the guy who's in charge of denying that I drank all your liquor after you passed out.

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You win. This is my Yuletide T-shirt.

[Patchez]

Decor isn't really my bag. I'm the guy who's in charge of denying that I drank all your liquor after you passed out.

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You win. This is my Yuletide T-shirt.

My Yule tide Tshirt says" Also available in undrunk"

Fine print reads " For a limited time only"

[DivaBitch]

i herd the shed burntint to the gruond new years is this true

[Jimmy Lester {RIP}]

i herd the shed burntint to the gruond new years is this true

Hey Diva, I'm curious, in your picture of you and your BFF, which one are you? The fat one in red, or the fat one in black?

[DivaBitch]

i herd the shed burntint to the gruond new years is this true

Hey Diva, I'm curious, in your picture of you and your BFF, which one are you? The fat one in red, or the fat one in black?

why do yuo care yuo are a cock sucker

[Bubblez]

So how much to rent a space for say 20 11 year olds? got a birthday coming up and need a place to duct tape up the little cretins until their parents come to pick them up. Plus i'll need as much booze as possible to deal with the squealing

[oettinger]

So how much to rent a space for say 20 11 year olds? got a birthday coming up and need a place to duct tape up the little cretins until their parents come to pick them up. Plus i'll need as much booze as possible to deal with the squealing

Don`t forget to show them the german version of Sesame Street:

These two characters are called Bernie and Ert.
They`re a gay, drug addicted, hardcore drinking couple and are very funny

[Artful Drunktective]

Wow. "The Hole" AND "The Shed"?! I guess I'll stop by one of those since I couldn't find "The Dungeon". You fellas get an A+ at creating that whole tantalizing serial killer vibe that us ladies are looking so hard for. :D

[mistah willies]

Wow. "The Hole" AND "The Shed"?! I guess I'll stop by one of those since I couldn't find "The Dungeon". You fellas get an A+ at creating that whole tantalizing serial killer vibe that us ladies are looking so hard for. :D

Welcome back to the MDM Forum, indeed.

Why not create a new pub for the ladies? I promise to protect.

Also, we may appear to be rough and tumble, but as you know by now, we are rough and tumble, and also, many of us are true gentlemen. Some are even suave and debonair, like a true Modern Drunkard.

Above all, this is a tight community. Tight, like, you know, drinking.

Cheers, lass.

[Lush City]

You all sound like a bunch of child molesters to me, but what do I know I'm shitfaced drunk!

[mistah willies]

You all sound like a bunch of child molesters to me, but what do I know I'm shitfaced drunk!

HA!

Wait, what do they usually sound like?

[Lush City]

You all sound like a bunch of child molesters to me, but what do I know I'm shitfaced drunk!

HA!

Wait, what do they usually sound like?

John Podesta.

[oettinger]

You all sound like a bunch of child molesters to me, but what do I know I'm shitfaced drunk!

HA!

Wait, what do they usually sound like?

Lush`s favorite band: Molester with Roses - Sweet Child Under Mine

[ThirstyDrunk]

Due to the spring like weather around here, there was a soft reopening for the new year at The Shed. bonfires, unpacked the lawn chairs, cheap beer flowing, and booze aplenty. The new president has repealed all sanctions and charges stemming from the catastrophic incident that may/may not have occurred at The Shed last year and all info has been promised to be buried or at the least labeled as fake news.
A big argument/bet over whether winter is over on Ohio for the year ended with someone getting punched as they threatened to throw my snow shovel in the fire. I'm in the April blizzard camp.
Rye whiskey was consumed, tetrahydracanabinal laced brownies were served after dinner, beer was spilled but beer is cheap, feelings were hurt but buck up queer, intersting and inane conversations were overheard and forgotten, a great break from winter and only 1 assault.
Cheers from the new Shed!