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Re: The Shed

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The Shed is where we all come to talk real shit. You got to bring your own booze. Sorry!
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Welcome to le Shed, Event Horizon will park your car now
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:05 pm
Welcome to le Shed, Event Horizon will park your car now
Utter trash. Why post this stuff?
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Re: The Shed

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Nausea wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:06 pm
Utter trash. Why post this stuff?
It's better with grocery carts full of kittens

Trust me on this, dudes.

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Tonight at The Shed!

Rescue From Gilligan's Island, on my phone via yubetube, in it's full and painful entirety.

You fuckin' fucks.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:28 pm
Tonight at The Shed!

Rescue From Gilligan's Island, on my phone via yubetube, in it's full and painful entirety.

You fuckin' fucks.
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Yeah, you think you are all so clever, well, you can kiss my ass. How's that for an appraisal?
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Thirsty- remember drinking in that shed during the MWI at Bluespooks? I think it was the 2nd day. We got up. Boozificator and I cooked breakfast on my camp stoves. We headed out to some guys property and he had a shed on some small lake? Memory is kinda hazy..... He made ice cubes by shooting large blocks of ice with a pistol. I think there were fireworks involved at some point. The shed had a bar and a flat screen TV...... Like I said memory is kinda hazy. Does anyone have better recall of that summer day down in Illinois??? RA? NYD? Boozy? Geese???

Like I said... memory is kinda hazy...
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I had a 30 pack of Pabst, a handle of Ezra Brooks, and half a moustache. I made it to Indy and bummed a ride the rest of the way with the Geese, mamagoose driving and Greygoose sleeping on the floorboard like a pet. I recall arriving at the Roadhouse and meeting people, then it all gets, as you say, hazy.
Snippets of memory...
awoke to Sams club army sized slab of bacon...
awoke and found I drank all the wine that was meant to be shared with everyone (sorry bout that)...
awoke and there was a shed, or a doghouse or something like that...
Hotter'n fuck during the day...
awoke and Chip was going to put me in a chokehold for some reason...
At night I thought I saw Yggdrasill in the distance, tried to get to it and found it to be way WAY farther away than i judged...

That's kinda all I remember, and all those things may or may not have happened.

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I arrived w/ RA and his GF shortly before Goose cut his way out of his tent with a knife rather than simply unzipping, stepping out and joining us for beers in the bar. I vaguely recall a game of pool against Mama Goose where the loser had to run around the bar with their pants off. Luckily I won..... but it’s all.... shall we say..... hazy.......

I fixed your post...

awoke and found I chugged all the wine that was meant to be shared with everyone (sorry bout that)...

I uncorked it, handed it to you and you tipped it up and drank till it was gone.
Boozificator asked, “How was it”
Your response - “It chugs well”.
I think you were still holding the bottle with your pinky finger extended.
You may have also asked for some Grey Poupon.
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Re: The Shed

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Surreal wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:16 am
...Your response - “It chugs well”.
I think you were still holding the bottle with your pinky finger extended.
You may have also asked for some Grey Poupon.
That is legendary.

Not the Greygoose Poop-on.

Hey, Surreal, did you give a thumbs up to Patchez in the audience for showing up to your gig?

Backstage passes and all...

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:13 pm
Surreal wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:16 am
...Your response - “It chugs well”.
I think you were still holding the bottle with your pinky finger extended.
You may have also asked for some Grey Poupon.
That is legendary.

Not the Greygoose Poop-on.

Hey, Surreal, did you give a thumbs up to Patchez in the audience for showing up to your gig?

Backstage passes and all...
That show hasn't happened yet Willies. End of May.
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Re: The Shed

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Patchez wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:50 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:13 pm
Surreal wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:16 am
...Your response - “It chugs well”.
I think you were still holding the bottle with your pinky finger extended.
You may have also asked for some Grey Poupon.
That is legendary.

Not the Greygoose Poop-on.

Hey, Surreal, did you give a thumbs up to Patchez in the audience for showing up to your gig?

Backstage passes and all...
That show hasn't happened yet Willies. End of May.
What the heil? But I saw it!
Unless that's just the booze talking.
Damn. It was a good show too

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Re: The Shed

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:25 am


What the heil? But I saw it!
And got the live DVD
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Rebuilt from rare Amazon forest wood comes the NEW and IMPROVED, completely gas and diesel powered bar & grill-

THE SHED

We tapped in to the old forgotten oil, gas, and diesel lines to the papermill they tore down across the street, and we're using our newfound fuel to open the worlds very first bar with a carbon footprint viewable from the space station.
COME JOIN THE FUN!

*24 HOUR FURNACE - bring your trash, furniture, mattresses, oil, hookers, anything you want disposed of for good
*ROLL COAL! - the gas pedal at every barstool means every shot purchased gives you the power to shoot a bolt of deep rich black diesel exhaust into the atmosphere. It's like a perineal laceration to the O-zone!
*CREEKSIDE BAR OPEN - have a beer while you throw trash and dump paint in the creek out back.
*CLEAN RESTROOMS - our restrooms are hourly sanitized with most bacteria killing and environmentally damaging chemicals known. Also your bodily waste will be piped far away at great cost to a pond which is the breeding grounds for numerous insects and three different reptile species known only to this area.
*KITCHEN IS OPEN - Specializing in endanged species dishes, ask Chef Badfellow about his award winning sampler platter! (Try the baby rhino veal shank braised in mothers horn sauce yum yum)

ALL THIS AND MORE! WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS! COME BACK TO THE SHED!
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