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Re: The Shed

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Mark my words... someone is going to try to turn your formula into a nationwide chain, calling it The Shack, or the Shit Shanty or TGI McMudButt's.
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Re: The Shed

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Is your real name Arthur Jackson?


Do you have another shed that you are not telling us about?

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Whom's moonshine am I drinking by the way?

I mean "pass the bottle".

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Hey, brought my chop saw so we can widen out that glory hole you got cut in the wall there yonder.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:The Shed is only open on Saturdays. Although it only has a Caterpillar lock on it, so anyone with a CAT key can probably get in. If you get in just leave the door open, it probably needs aired out.
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SAILOR FUCKIN JERRY!
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Nothing says tough, like living in a TuffShed. Pour me out one.
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oh yeah, i got a space heater for sale, cheeap
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For fuck sake and fiddldy sticks, can't believe you haven't unclogged the spotted dick funnel yet. That mess is gonna molder in the stink trap like a raw batch of crawdads in the Louisiana heat.
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Re: The Shed

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If you add syphilis infested Russian beet juice to Dinty Moore Beef Stew and gently ferment it with furmunda yeast, you might get an idea of what that spotted dick funnel is starting get to smell like.

Hey, I brought a handle of Taaka spiked with jimson weed and snozzleberries. Right next to the bucket full of Black Label.
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spotted dick? .....................this is why i dont do dick
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Closed to public.
A local group of motorcycle enthusiasts has reserved The Shed for the evening.
Come back tomorrow, but there may be nothing left.
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Guess I'll never know the pleasure of being shitfaced drunk in The Shed with all those amenities. Hope to come over soon.
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Lush City wrote:Guess I'll never know the pleasure of being shitfaced drunk in The Shed with all those amenities. Hope to come over soon.
Shit. Lush you know I'd get you in. Keep the jacket but lose the shirt. Show your tats.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Lush City wrote:Guess I'll never know the pleasure of being shitfaced drunk in The Shed with all those amenities. Hope to come over soon.
Shit. Lush you know I'd get you in. Keep the jacket but lose the shirt. Show your tats.
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