The Shed

[DivaBitch]

I'm only interested in 'The Shed' if it offers titties and beer. Otherwise save the UN propaganda. The answer to world peace is titties and beer. That is the model for any successful booze business in my book.

i agree.....stop by work yuo can buy me a beer i can provide plent of titties..10 girls work a shift

[Lush City]

I'm only interested in 'The Shed' if it offers titties and beer. Otherwise save the UN propaganda. The answer to world peace is titties and beer. That is the model for any successful booze business in my book.

i agree.....stop by work yuo can buy me a beer i can provide plent of titties..10 girls work a shift

Wow! You are on my dear! It's great to have a real life practitioner of the drunkard arts on this board. I love women that love men!

[DivaBitch]

I'm only interested in 'The Shed' if it offers titties and beer. Otherwise save the UN propaganda. The answer to world peace is titties and beer. That is the model for any successful booze business in my book.

i agree.....stop by work yuo can buy me a beer i can provide plent of titties..10 girls work a shift

Wow! You are on my dear! It's great to have a real life practitioner of the drunkard arts on this board. I love women that love men!

Bring $$$$$$$$$$ the more $ the more tiitties <3 U

[Badfellow]

Bring $$$$$$$$$$ the more $ the more tiitties <3 U

Ooooo, wait. I'm really good at these equations:

(10) girls x (2) tiitties each +$$$$$$$$$$ = PROSTITUTION

[DivaBitch]

Bring $$$$$$$$$$ the more $ the more tiitties <3 U

Ooooo, wait. I'm really good at these equations:

(10) girls x (2) tiitties each +$$$$$$$$$$ = PROSTITUTION

Sir,.......i am no whore

[Gall4185]

I'm only interested in 'The Shed' if it offers titties and beer. Otherwise save the UN propaganda. The answer to world peace is titties and beer. That is the model for any successful booze business in my book.

Rodney Carrington got it right in "Show them to me"

"Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world"

[Badfellow]

Sir,.......i am no whore

Respectfully, madam. You use your physical assets to make money, nothing wrong with that. But let's be honest. Erotic performance is the equivalent of soft prostitution. Now that we have that fact established, you may go ahead and twerk with impunity while I drink the rest of the Evan Williams.

[DivaBitch]

Sir,.......i am no whore

Respectfully, madam. You use your physical assets to make money, nothing wrong with that. But let's be honest. Erotic performance is the equivalent of soft prostitution. Now that we have that fact established, you may go ahead and twerk with impunity while I drink the rest of the Evan Williams.

soft protitution? i cuold say we are all whores then since most eveybody sells their body for money in some fashin. do yuo go to work or did yuo.........if so yuo sold yuor body to do some job for money./ enjoy yuor drink... i do not fuck the men i dance for

[NYDingbat]

It's the Ohio Dawg House - without the bitch wife!! Make sure there's Smirnoff O and club when I visit, or else... I'll have to bring it myself.

[Badfellow]

soft protitution? i cuold say we are all whores then since most eveybody sells their body for money in some fashin.

You make a good point. Then again, most everybody doesn't specialize in selling the illusion of sex. Look, I'm not putting you down and I never called you a whore. I'll drink with you, dear. First round is on me. But let's be honest, if one of these drunk, horny Shed slobs offered you the right amount cake, you'd be all over it like Marie Antionette.

[DivaBitch]

soft protitution? i cuold say we are all whores then since most eveybody sells their body for money in some fashin.

You make a good point. Then again, most everybody doesn't specialize in selling the illusion of sex. Look, I'm not putting you down and I never called you a whore. I'll drink with you, dear. First round is on me. But let's be honest, if one of these drunk, horny Shed slobs offered you the right amount cake, you'd be all over it like Marie Antionette.

i have been offered 1,000 dolars to go to bahamas for a weekend i turned him down. all strippers are not whores. i now that it wont last forever so i make as much as i can now why my monet maker is still good shape im no dummy. then shcool wich i will have money to pay for becuase i save most of it now.
no hard feelings huh? BTW turkey and coke for me <3 U

[Badfellow]

BTW turkey and coke for me <3 U

We're having Manhattans instead. You'll love it.

[DivaBitch]

BTW turkey and coke for me <3 U

We're having Manhattans instead. You'll love it.

fruit in booze.......what wuold be next little ubrellas

[Gall4185]

yeah,but it's fruit plus several shots of booze and not much else. Love a manhattan

[Badfellow]

That would be the first time in a long drinking career that I've ever heard a Manhattan referred to as a fruity cocktail. You can omit the cherry, if it suits you.
Oh, right. We're at The Shed...


The Shed Manhattan

8 oz. Evan Williams Straight Fucktucky Whiskey
1/2 oz. Grape Kool-Aid
1/2 oz. Cherry Coke
1 dash Angostura Bitters (stolen from Blackout Island Tiki Lounge)

Serve in a pint glass with dirty ice from the beer cooler. Drink and repeat until you no longer notice the squalid surroundings.