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Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:19 pm

mistah willies wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:25 pm

Dear Booze wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:36 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:09 pm
And what's the deal with on the wagon/off the wagon anyway?
Where the fuck did that saying come from?

Usually, I prefer to ride instead of walk. But if riding requires me to give up the drink, then I will walk a safe distance from that shit wagon and keep my eyes open for an alternative mode of transportation.
Ah yes, the beer scooter. There was a thread on here about such beer powered bikes, and tiki bar trolleys and boats...

Drinkcycle. Now there's an idea, with kegs for wheels.

Yeah, selling that drunkard's paradise again. I'll take a dozen to go, thank you very much!

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:46 pm

Hey, just came here to get condoms.

Does the Mortal Kombat 2 machine in the corner still eat coins?

Post by **Badfellow** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:50 pm

I pooped in the cooler again.

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:03 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:50 pm
I pooped in the cooler again.

You mean that cut off plastic gas-container? I had my cereals out off it this morning. It was part of the pass out n break fast they offer now

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:10 pm

Which corner is the men's room?

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 12:13 pm

Bubblez wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:10 pm
Which corner is the men's room?

At Shit Talkers Bar & All Merricun Grill, we have 30 -that's right, count 'em - 30 functioning toilets in our palatial men's room, all of them premium Ferguson manufacture and rated at a whopping 10 gallons per flush! Plus, our cocktail waitresses will be more than happy to take your order while you're busy dropping the Cosby kids off at their swimming lesson.

Bubblez · Post by **Bubblez** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:12 pm

30. Christ. Ya got a map? I don't wanna get lost.

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:09 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:50 pm
I pooped in the cooler again.

That's some cold shit man!

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:31 am

Someone shot a gun through the wall. They have a window now

Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:33 am

Isn't that called a glory hole?

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:25 pm

It's called THE glory hole. We had to widen it out a bit, for obvious reasons. And it was Oettinger's idea to dress it up with some Christmas tinsel and an assortment of random shit he's found while wandering along the railroad tracks.

Also, please try to keep the Vaseline jar clean and free of "foreign objects".

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:56 am

ther ain't no fucking glory in that hole you weirdos.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:36 am

You fuckin weirdos

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:44 am

OK fuck you people I'm gonna clas this place up .
GRAND re opening!
THIS FRIDAY
It's not where you're from
it's wear your hat!
come wearing a hat for get in free and drink free all night as long as you can stand it

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:03 am

Are the weirdos invited? We can create a glory hole skylight. It will totally class this establishment up.

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