I'm probably the only one; but, I miss DivaBitch and her sloshed prattling. I can't believe this was the post that drove her away.
If only it was that simple my good man, mistah Rooster.
Hell yes, it was a helluva troll, wasn't it? One of the best. So many quotables from it. It'd be fun to have one of their ilk again, for shot practice.
1. Discover that it's up to something.
2. Feed it tidbits to hook the line on itself.
3. See what tricks it wants to learn, if it can...
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I'm probably the only one; but, I miss DivaBitch and her sloshed prattling. I can't believe this was the post that drove her away.
If only it was that simple my good man, mistah Rooster.
Hell yes, it was a helluva troll, wasn't it? One of the best. So many quotables from it. It'd be fun to have one of their ilk again, for shot practice.
1. Discover that it's up to something.
2. Feed it tidbits to hook the line on itself.
3. See what tricks it wants to learn, if it can...
Oh well.
It will definitely be missed.
The trolling was really the best I've ever seen. She was either really that person, or god-damn was "she" really fucking committed to the troll. Either way, I tip my glass to that effort.
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Amateur demolition derby in the parking lot afterward
I'm probably the only one; but, I miss DivaBitch and her sloshed prattling. I can't believe this was the post that drove her away.
Agreed Rooster. I enjoyed every minute of her posts. Had a lot of fun playing around with them too.
She interjected a certain sense of levity to every post she commented on. She either had everyone along for a ride for all of that time (impressive) or she was really that person (most impressive).
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We also custom tailor bathrobes to your specific needs and freakish shape. Whether you're a sloven drunk, stupid hipster, a professional pervert or just a hobby molester, there's a bathrobe and a host of options that are right for you!
OK. Is this some sly inference of my appearance in a robe during our last Skype session? That's why I'm not Skyping any longer. You folks are on my clothes and spiral staircase. Maybe, I'm just getting a little overwrought and underdrunk. LOL!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
