The Shed

[Badfellow]

I am gonna get me six ways from Saturday shit dirty drunk all up in this Shed. Gots y'all some Funyons to go wif da OE Eight Hondo.

[ThirstyDrunk]

This place stinks worse than a dirty turtle tank. I found a warm PBR and I cleaned out the spotted dick trap. But I can't stand it in here I'll let it air out overnight. You're welcome to scrounge for warm beers or piss jugs but I'm goin down to Shit Talkers. Or maybe that Tiki place, I want to put a fresh roll of asswipe in the giant tiki totem.

[oettinger]

I don`t support big chains like Sheds.
They go around, buy your favorite dives and turn them into overly expensive gloryholes

[Badfellow]

This place stinks worse than a dirty turtle tank...

Sorry, that was me again. Oettinger insisted on opening a can of Heinz Bum Loaf for breakfast.

[DivaBitch]

does this place have a strobeand a dance pole? jukebox maybe?

[Bur]

Can someone stomp on those empties. That unsmashed pile is really throwing me off.

[Badfellow]

We've got the glory hole, sponsored by Four Loko, and Uncle Oettie has his mp3 loaded up with Dokken and Skid Row.

There might be a thirty-sixer of Natty Ice stashed under my trailer too if you play your cards right.

[mistah willies]

HEY!

anyone here?

HEY!

Can I get some of that Bum Loaf in a can?

To be quite honest, that was a rarity in my household, back when I was only a little miscreant. Molasses bread in a can, when heated on a sterno, and smothered with bear fat lard, mmmmm.

Damn good eating right there.

*ahem*

HEY!

Can a fella get some friggin beer around here?

Wha-?

Piss warm?

Huh. Well, that would make me feel all classy like them Britlanders across the sewage spill. They drink it like, cellar warm and that sort of thing.

HEY!

Got any fish on ya? No wood chips, please.

*uuuuurrrrrppp*

'scuse me.

[DivaBitch]

We've got the glory hole, sponsored by Four Loko, and Uncle Oettie has his mp3 loaded up with Dokken and Skid Row.

There might be a thirty-sixer of Natty Ice stashed under my trailer too if you play your cards right.

i dont do gloyrholes i may be a few things but im no slut

[Badfellow]

We've got the glory hole, sponsored by Four Loko, and Uncle Oettie has his mp3 loaded up with Dokken and Skid Row.

There might be a thirty-sixer of Natty Ice stashed under my trailer too if you play your cards right.

i dont do gloyrholes i may be a few things but im no slut

Fair enough, ma'am. Just remember though, when you enter the Shed, you leave your standards at the door.

[DivaBitch]

We've got the glory hole, sponsored by Four Loko, and Uncle Oettie has his mp3 loaded up with Dokken and Skid Row.

There might be a thirty-sixer of Natty Ice stashed under my trailer too if you play your cards right.

i dont do gloyrholes i may be a few things but im no slut

Fair enough, ma'am. Just remember though, when you enter the Shed, you leave your standards at the door.

wuold i be the first female in the shed?

[ThirstyDrunk]

We've had plenty of female visitors in The Shed. Fine, classy broads each and every one. The trouble is they never want to leave.

[ThirstyDrunk]

We got some competition around the corner. I may have to scale up The Shed a bit if I want to compete with this kind of classy joint.
I give you "The Silver Bar":

[Smatter Noguts]

Finally, a post I can understand.

I had 15 "people" stop in at the cabin to party over Labor Day, a young couple from Wyoming were stunned at the idea of an open bar.

Dude: "Tim! (neighbor boy), you mean you can just come over here and help yourself to whatever you want?"

Tim: "Yeah, pretty much."

I thought this was a global universal, I can't remember attending an event with friends or family where booze was present that it wasn't being served free and/or pushed by the host.

Anyway, good to see you're all still at it.

Love and peace. Nice cleavage pix!

[DivaBitch]

We've had plenty of female visitors in The Shed. Fine, classy broads each and every one. The trouble is they never want to leave.

any of them crazy like? cuz I do crazy reel good