The Shed

[calx]

Once you visit The Shed you soon realize that you are in no fancy tin erection, you have stepped into a shed built of the finest pallet wood aged in mud and filth and plastered together with sweat and vomit.

Been there man. A vomit crown after a night of happy. Why does it have to be that way? :< fucking god darnit.

[calx]

All I want is endless nights of happy. is that too much to ask!


*shakes fist*

fuck this noise!

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm only here to have a good time.
Cheers!

[calx]

I'm only here to have a good time.
Cheers!

Great talking to you man. :P

https://youtu.be/NCMxGHEm_6I

[oettinger]

I heard the Shed still has a VHS player. I just wanted to check out my old Roseanne Barr porn movies.
Maybe have a beer.

[Lush City]

I heard the Shed still has a VHS player. I just wanted to check out my old Roseanne Barr porn movies.
Maybe have a beer.

I'm sure it's not what I think. More like Roseanne Barr pooping in a waste basket.

[mistah willies]

All I want is endless nights of happy. is that too much to ask!

*shakes fist*

fuck this noise!

Quite agreed.

I think The Shed is as close to a tinfoil hat for a pub that one can get.

It might be scary, ugly and stinky inside, but it protects us from them Dry Alien Folk (DAF).

You know, Arthur Dent wore a greasy bathrobe. Now don't forget the bar rag.

The beaches of the Moon await,
Starlight blue: at Heathen's Gate,
Yet Sol will judge us by and bye,
When we awake to angry Eye.

Either never sleep, or never awaken.

DRINK.

[calx]

Luna should be destroyed it shouldn't even be there. It's an anomaly in our solar system. Hollow and huge and perfectly aligned with Sol to create eclipses? That's nuts. In a higher dimension it sucks our souls in when we die like a bug zapper. Don't go into the light!

[oettinger]

They show porn now.

Hey you say, they don`t even have a tv?

Hmm, good question, but I saw it

[Badfellow]

Can you fry an egg with a stolen car battery and a pair of jumper cables?

Is Taco Bell hot sauce considered a vegetable serving?

If Jesus can turn water into wine, can Satan turn wine into Evan Williams?


All these questions and more will be answered this Sunday at The Shed where we will be hosting a FREE inter-heathen brunch and potluck of the damned event. Scumbags and crack dealers welcome.

[oettinger]

Can you fry an egg with a stolen car battery and a pair of jumper cables?

Is Taco Bell hot sauce considered a vegetable serving?

If Jesus can turn water into wine, can Satan turn wine into Evan Williams?


All these questions and more will be answered this Sunday at The Shed where we will be hosting a FREE inter-heathen brunch and potluck of the damned event. Scumbags and crack dealers welcome.

No, no, hell yeah, hey mom new victims

[waahoohah]

Pretty sure I barfed in there. Sorry.

[calx]

Pretty sure I barfed in there. Sorry.

*sweeps floor*

it's all good man it happens to everyone. :<

[Lush City]

The Shed is where you can find a fuck or a fight. Most likely you will find a fight and a fist in your eye! Be you manly enough to encounter the shed of unknown?

[Artful Drunktective]

Wherever you are your property values are going to plunge soon as this whole economy cracks up. SoCal has the worst homeless problem of the country mainly because of the weather. That's why wherever you are, you aren't seeing that because the homeless have left your area for warmer climes. My advice for renters is to hang in there because there is going to be a huge correction. Many properties will default and there will be a ton of foreclosures. It's 2008 all over again, trust me.

Did anybody ban this bot yet? ;D