The Shed

drunkin' Wisconsinite · Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:41 am

it's time to play Karma Chameleon on the juke box and have a round of shots. I'm buying damn it.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:53 pm

drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:it's time to play Karma Chameleon on the juke box and have a round of shots. I'm buying damn it.

make mine turkey, coke back

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:52 pm

The shed has a sexy connotation something a bit like
The B-52's - "Love Shack" (Official Music Video)
You got to love the '80's!
https://youtu.be/9SOryJvTAGs

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:19 am

What the fuck! You pepople are turning my Shed into some kind of weirdo hipster shit strip joint. And there hasn't been a proper drink in here since the embargo. It stinks in here worser than normal like a stale alcoholess pussy,
thats it EVERYBODY OUT!. I got yard work to do. and a oil change , Where's my funnel?and my filter wrench?
Actually I thought the U.N. cluster bombed this place two pages ago

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:56 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:What the fuck! You pepople are turning my Shed into some kind of weirdo hipster shit strip joint.

Not me, I just clogged the toil- I mean the hole in the corner.

ThirstyDrunk wrote:and a oil change

I can see into the future: Free black russians tonite at the shed.
Why deal with getting rid of it when you just can feed the toxic stuff to MDMers, right?

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:35 pm

This place used to be cool, man. Screw this jazz, I'm gonna go hang out under bridge where you don't need some fancy funnel just to take a piss.

Post by **mistah willies** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:16 pm

HEY!

hey?

It's dark in here.

HEY!

this red five gallon jug that has 1/50 mix sharpie scribbling on the side of it

it tastes pretty damn good for this place! Wait, no ethanol in this?

Gonna light up a cigarette now

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:05 am

the 1/20 mix is the weed eater fuel and Sunday's special

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:57 am

SRSLY quit drinkin my 2 cycle mix
Git the fuck outta my shed!

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:18 pm

I can see into the future: Free black russians tonite at the shed.

there is still slaverry in russia?

Post by **oettinger** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:41 am

DivaBitch wrote:
I can see into the future: Free black russians tonite at the shed.
there is still slaverry in russia?

No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:11 am

oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
I can see into the future: Free black russians tonite at the shed.
there is still slaverry in russia?
No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian

oh well :(

Post by **Badfellow** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:57 pm

DivaBitch wrote: there is still slaverry in russia?

No slaves. But plenty of Slavs. I get them confused sometimes.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:23 pm

Okay, here's the dealy-bob...
I got some cardboard from out behind the liquor store and cut it up into these here pull tabs:

* $0.25 per tab
* (4) Winners get to mow Thirsty's lawn
* (2) Winners will receive a 40 oz. of Camouflage Malt Liquor and a free twerk shake from the Bitch
* (1) Winner will receive 4g of shitty Canadian hash and a 1.75 of Kamchatka 100 Vodka

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:56 pm

is there a riding mower involved in the mowing of the lawn?

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