Colorado has been part of California since the Clinton administration. When elected, be assured that I will be drunk, possibly stoned, and that all of these issues will be settled over a friendly game of Yatzee. Yes, my fellow Americans, it is an irrevocable truth that a Led Zeppelin cannot fly unless you get high.whiskeyprick wrote:I'm all for Minnesota seceding into Canada, texas into Mehico., this place hasn't been great for at least 10 years...
Here's some of the other unbelievably fucked up shit I endorse:
-Malt liquor and xanex subsidies for school lunch programs.
-Nuke the whales.
-Replace judicial system with Bingo Sentencing Wednesdays, death penalties on the coverall.
-Build a liquor pipeline from Kentucky directly to my liver using slave labor.
-$420 billion immediate funding for the Drunkard Liberation Front.
-Legalize human consumption of cat food for German refugees.
-Tax credits for masturbation.
There we have the face of Mt. Drunkmore.whiskeyprick wrote:Here' to all our fallen comrades! Mayhem Patrick, Liz, Schmernie died for this.