Paul Anka out, but Trump inauguration events land Toby Keith, Jennifer Holliday and who says no to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?Lush City wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:48 amPaul Ankah has agreed to perform for the Trump inauguration and he has told the media he will be singing his hit song 'My Way', made famous by Sinatra, with a custom made set of lyrics for Trump. Should be quite a show. Those Hollywood tools will not perform. Paul Ankah is independent like Trump and doesn't need their money. Fuck those libtards.drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:21 amit's time to start planning the inauguration party, would you all agree? no need for formal attire or any of that crap but we should get some entertainers on board. I heard Mariah Carey is available and would be happy to perform at the event. We'll need some other acts, does anyone know who the agent for Foghat is?
BADFELLOW FOR PRESIDENT
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Drink!
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Paging Ted Nugent to the stage. He has been playing the county fair circuit so the band is still tight. oh, and FUCK BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
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Jello Biafra, Jon Wayne and Mr. Bungle are all scheduled to perform at the Anti-Inauguration Dinner Theater and Jamboree Big Tent in Badfellow, USA.
Thank you, and get fucked soon.
Thank you, and get fucked soon.
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Just approved! Organically certified nerve gas!
Lush City,
Oh, Lush City tis for thee
Thee Lush City
We Lush City
Or is he Lush City?
Guards, remove him to where the Hawkmen do not dive!
Lush City,
Oh, Lush City tis for thee
Thee Lush City
We Lush City
Or is he Lush City?
Guards, remove him to where the Hawkmen do not dive!
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errmmm...
Nuttin for nuttin,
but...
You ain't 'zacky the prez now.
Will you return to your previous post
your senator ship?
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Nuttin for nuttin,
but...
You ain't 'zacky the prez now.
Will you return to your previous post
your senator ship?
.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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OFFICIAL TWITTER FEED
MAKE AMERICA FUCKING KICK ASS AGAIN IN 2020!!!
Terrible. Just found out Willies drank all the rum. Really bad guys. We need to get the terrorists and some more rum.
MAKE AMERICA FUCKING KICK ASS AGAIN IN 2020!!!
Terrible. Just found out Willies drank all the rum. Really bad guys. We need to get the terrorists and some more rum.
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Why BF for President you ask? Because he will...
In addition...
*Teetotaller and religious organizations will be disbanded and outlawed if they infringe on drunkard's personal rights.
*National Cheese Curd & Poutine Day will be established and acknowledged as a paid holiday.
*Herb cultivating, selling, and smoking will be legalized nationally.
*Board meetings" (whether it be public or private, profit or non-profit) now requires alcoholic beverages and charcuterie "boards" (hence where it's name is derived from).
*There would be no more professional attire and in turn, would be replaced by "business casual" and uniforms required for aforementioned "board meetings" will consist of matching jeans and denim jackets . ***Mullets are a plus.
*Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, and MDM magazine among other publications will be in required in core curriculum literature courses in schools beginning in preschool through college.
*Tim Horton's Donuts establishments and individually owned street taco trucks will be available for delivery 24 hours a day.
*Canada and the U.S.A. will immediately begin negotiations of merging into one giant unified country.
*The name of the White House will be changed to the Hidden Valley Ranch. Because everyone knows life is always fking awesome on the Hidden Valley Ranch. The New 'Murrica 2020. Fck yeah! Where everyone has ranch dressing delivered to their door.
In addition...
*Teetotaller and religious organizations will be disbanded and outlawed if they infringe on drunkard's personal rights.
*National Cheese Curd & Poutine Day will be established and acknowledged as a paid holiday.
*Herb cultivating, selling, and smoking will be legalized nationally.
*Board meetings" (whether it be public or private, profit or non-profit) now requires alcoholic beverages and charcuterie "boards" (hence where it's name is derived from).
*There would be no more professional attire and in turn, would be replaced by "business casual" and uniforms required for aforementioned "board meetings" will consist of matching jeans and denim jackets . ***Mullets are a plus.
*Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, and MDM magazine among other publications will be in required in core curriculum literature courses in schools beginning in preschool through college.
*Tim Horton's Donuts establishments and individually owned street taco trucks will be available for delivery 24 hours a day.
*Canada and the U.S.A. will immediately begin negotiations of merging into one giant unified country.
*The name of the White House will be changed to the Hidden Valley Ranch. Because everyone knows life is always fking awesome on the Hidden Valley Ranch. The New 'Murrica 2020. Fck yeah! Where everyone has ranch dressing delivered to their door.
Okole maluna!
