To frank

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:03 pm

fuck yeah, come on! i found a pbr can in the yard today (well, it's the neighbor's yard technically, but she's dead; she'll never pick that shit up), and i picked it up , and there was still beer in it! no, i didn't drink it, but yes, i considered it.

the single malt is way gone; you'd better bring yer own. the beer fridge is out of HIGHLIFE (which is southern for pbr), and the shitter's full. so do yer worst! just bring b ooze fer fuch's sake!

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:09 pm

I had half a bottle of buckfast I found in the street a while back, didn't do me any harm, apparently it had been there for 3 months

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:22 pm

What's the over/under on the date of Frank's next post?

I'm thinking 10 months, minimum.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:14 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:What's the over/under on the date of Frank's next post?

I'm thinking 10 months, minimum.

You shouldn't mock him: it's not his fault if he's a fucking sissy.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:13 pm

Talk to us,
drink with us

We need a Drunkard

Where have all the good drinks gone
And where are all the beers?
Where's the street-wise Drunk
To fight the rising herps?

Isn't there a white knight upon a liquid steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a beer now
I'm holding out for at drink till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the tab

I need a shot now
I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light
He's gotta be pure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my cash
There's someone guzzling back for me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my street

I need a beer now
I'm holding out for a beer till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the flight

I need a wino
I'm holding out for at wino till the the end of the night

Up where the mountains meet the hangovers above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere
Sipping me

Through the wind and the swill and the drain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

I need a beer now
I'm holding out for a drink till the morning light
it's gotta be pure
it's gotta be soon
it's gotta be larger than life

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:19 pm

Next one would be "Bonnie Tyler, Total eclipse of my mix"

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:07 pm

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:48 am

Heyfranky boy just want say hi why Dont u come talk to us.

Post by **Modern Drunkard** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:02 am

Well ... I was fucked up. In good way. My wife and had a couple kids who are now thankfully smart enough to get along on their own, with the help of trained professionals, so I'm back in the mix, as it were.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:23 am

Thanks for everything the message board and the magazine and everything I'm a drunk and I needed a place like this.
Cheers man

Post by **Modern Drunkard** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:40 am

We'll drink together someday. And the local newspaper will call it natural causes. And we, oh yes, we will be in Valhalla, drinking with Odin.

And I'm not joking. Banking on Valhalla.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:29 pm

Valhalla ain't all it's cracked up to be. It's in upstate NY in Westchester.

Here sounds good! Slainte!!

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:32 pm

Modern Drunkard wrote:We'll drink together someday. And the local newspaper will call it natural causes. And we, oh yes, we will be in Valhalla, drinking with Odin.

And I'm not joking. Banking on Valhalla.

Still revel in drinkin' with ya at The Last Con. Fallin' down continuously with you in the mosh pit is one of my favorite memories!

Post by **Modern Drunkard** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:40 pm

It was an excellent time. It was like Valhalla minus the Upstate New Yorkeeness.

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