World Weekly MDM News
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I haven't been in a closet since that time I got wasted and pissed on Crystal's tiger.ThirstyDrunk wrote:All the news that's fit to print:
TOP STORIES THIS WEEK
*BADFELLOW 2020
does consistent celebrity appointees lose support among rustbelt drunkards? Poll
*SANCTIONS LIFTED AGAINST THE SHED
Pabst 40's back to buck fitty. Locals rejoice.
* SHIT TALKERS TO ADD ADDITIONAL PARKING
Methlab fire adds parking spaces to local establishment.
Also in this issue:
-Interpol still seeking The Oett for questioning
-Rooster and Sarge, long time posters, come out of the closet
-Patchez's secret plan to paintball the president-elect
All this and more when you subscribe to MDM World News Weekly
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Cathartic, isn't it?Rooster wrote: I haven't been in a closet since that time I got wasted and smoked crack with Mikey Ruiner.
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Two days ago, fresh in! This WWMDMN tidbit is:
LushLife* is back.
Please carrion with the pudhammer.
*Fortify ourselves with true MDM spirits.
LushLife* is back.
Please carrion with the pudhammer.
*Fortify ourselves with true MDM spirits.
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Never met him.Badfellow wrote:Cathartic, isn't it?Rooster wrote: I haven't been in a closet since that time I got wasted and smoked crack with Mikey Ruiner.
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Wait, did Cathartic ever post after the "incicdent"?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Speaking of weekly world news, I saw Bat Boy at the bar last night. That kid has NOT aged well at all.
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Oh, and I'm still going to find the dickhead who down-voted and force feed them a pair of underwear off a bum.
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Hey folks,
Dr. Dick Badfellow here with your weekly health tip from World Weekly MDM News.
***Save money on mouthwash by gargling your liquor***
Thanks,
And remember, live well and GFY.
Dr. Dick Badfellow here with your weekly health tip from World Weekly MDM News.
***Save money on mouthwash by gargling your liquor***
Thanks,
And remember, live well and GFY.
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Hey folks,
Dr. Dick Badfellow here with your weekly health tip from World Weekly MDM News.
*** Bum wine may not necessarily cure herpes, but it does make Oettinger care less about having them ***
Thanks,
And remember, live well and GFY.
Dr. Dick Badfellow here with your weekly health tip from World Weekly MDM News.
*** Bum wine may not necessarily cure herpes, but it does make Oettinger care less about having them ***
Thanks,
And remember, live well and GFY.
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Will it make it easier for me to contract them?
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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Badfellow wrote:
*** Bum wine may not necessarily cure herpes, but it does make Oettinger care less about having them ***
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Official Herpes Contract
I... (state your name) promise that Oettinger did not give me ear herpes by Skyping with me, and that he is not a grade F+ German student of special edjamacation.
Furthermore, by signing this document, it is hereby acknowledged that Thurston Xinian Endrunketude III is a lilly-liver pansy who enjoys substituting Taco Bell Diablo sauce for a proper deoderant, and that you're all a bunch of fecterated, flacid membered, Zima drinking fuck-nozzles...
X ____________________________
I... (state your name) promise that Oettinger did not give me ear herpes by Skyping with me, and that he is not a grade F+ German student of special edjamacation.
Furthermore, by signing this document, it is hereby acknowledged that Thurston Xinian Endrunketude III is a lilly-liver pansy who enjoys substituting Taco Bell Diablo sauce for a proper deoderant, and that you're all a bunch of fecterated, flacid membered, Zima drinking fuck-nozzles...
X ____________________________
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All the news that's fit to ball up and shove up your nostril to stop your nosebleed
WORLD WEEKLY MDM NEWS FOR THE WEEK I WOKE UP IN 2017
TOP STORIES
*MDM CITY STREETS FINALLY CLEANED, AS WELL AS DICTION, GRAMMAR, AND SPELLING
-Local shopkeepers see uptick in drunken but less slovenly clientele.
*SHIT TALKERS BAR AND GRILL FUMIGATED
-patrons are now assured of no herpes, bedbugs, or STD's (not a legal guarantee)
*THE SHED DEMOLISHED
- moves underground to basement until spring says owner
SCIENCE
*WHAT IS THE LOWEST TEMPERATURE YOU CAN PASS OUT OUTSIDE
-stay alive with this winter passout guide
FINANCE
-HOW DOES THE INVENTORY OF THE FED BY THE NEW CHEETO-ELECT AFFECT YOUR BOURBON PRICES?
-Keep informed with this deregulated bourbon price guide
LIFESTYLE
-DRUNK LIVES MATTER
-Stay above the fray of racial or religious hatred with this simple plan
All this and less in this edition of MDM World Weekly news GFY
WORLD WEEKLY MDM NEWS FOR THE WEEK I WOKE UP IN 2017
TOP STORIES
*MDM CITY STREETS FINALLY CLEANED, AS WELL AS DICTION, GRAMMAR, AND SPELLING
-Local shopkeepers see uptick in drunken but less slovenly clientele.
*SHIT TALKERS BAR AND GRILL FUMIGATED
-patrons are now assured of no herpes, bedbugs, or STD's (not a legal guarantee)
*THE SHED DEMOLISHED
- moves underground to basement until spring says owner
SCIENCE
*WHAT IS THE LOWEST TEMPERATURE YOU CAN PASS OUT OUTSIDE
-stay alive with this winter passout guide
FINANCE
-HOW DOES THE INVENTORY OF THE FED BY THE NEW CHEETO-ELECT AFFECT YOUR BOURBON PRICES?
-Keep informed with this deregulated bourbon price guide
LIFESTYLE
-DRUNK LIVES MATTER
-Stay above the fray of racial or religious hatred with this simple plan
All this and less in this edition of MDM World Weekly news GFY
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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To gain a bigger audience I`d suggest a page three bottle, fully opened!
Drink!