The Hole
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Re: The Hole
I'll bring extra knock off Velveta and dollar store saltines.
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Re: The Hole
Oh, so it’s like a potluck dinner, eh? I got a recipe I been wanting to try for a while now. Real tasty…
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Re: The Hole
There were some great posts about Chef Boyoboyardee Chikn Alfredo a while back. I'm in for a few cans.
Can I stick a can in the Hole?
Can I stick a can in the Hole?
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Re: The Hole
Yes sure, but they`ll serve it back to you a week later on the grand sunday brunchAbsinthe Of Malice wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:12 pmThere were some great posts about Chef Boyoboyardee Chikn Alfredo a while back. I'm in for a few cans.
Can I stick a can in the Hole?
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Re: The Hole
Tomato soupDear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:29 amTHE HOLE CELEBRATES THANKSGIVING!
Here at The Hole, The best bar on the planet*, we like to keep it classy. We're not talking "stick your pinky finger out when jacking off-classy." We're talking about charcuterie board classy. Yep, we're having a charcuterie-style Thanksgiving pot luck.
For those unfamiliar with charcuterie, don't worry, it won't burn when you piss the next day and you won't need a penicillin shot. It's a fancy feast where everyone grazes over an exciting selection of finger foods, like little cheese squares, almonds, and dried fruit. No plates or forks are needed. Shit Finger Shelly's boyfriend, Limpy Dick Deevers has generously donated a large piece of plywood and two sawhorses as the foundation of our feast. Tall Paul and Lefty will bring some velveeta and saltines, Big Sue is bringing some chopped up apples, and that one guy with the lazy eye is bringing spaghetti. If we play our cards right he may pour out a jar of tomato sauce on the board too. Fast Freddy says he'll bring oatmeal.
So come on down and join the fun. And let us know what you want to bring.
Remember, when you're out of money, you're out of The Hole.
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Re: The Hole
There’s plenty of hot tap water for everyone. Plus, there’s the crate of 4,800 individual ketchup packets I picked up at a Burger King fire sale back in 1986. It’s Heinz fancy ketchup too. I’ll go steal a pepper shaker from Denny’s. If everyone pitches in a nickel we can get a box of saltines from Aldi.
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Re: The Hole
I still got a McDonald`s ashtray.
Yes, you read that right! Not too long ago there was smoking areas in german McDs
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Re: The Hole
You won't need it for the charcuterie event; there are no plates, bowels, silverware, or containers of any kind allowed. Everything is laid out on the table, which means that is where you put your ashes.
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Re: The Hole
Tables are classy. We had th4 last charcuterie event on the basement floor and everything was served in a bucket.
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Re: The Hole
The extra large suckitbuckit? The thing that comes with tiny parachutes in your drink
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Re: The Hole
So who's bringing the cappo colo? (gabba gool for you British wanks!)
I'm looking for some good cappo colo.
I'm looking for some good cappo colo.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: The Hole
The Hole took a nosedive.
It lost it`s once glorious Hole days.
I`ll still show my drankchildren my old holestories book
It lost it`s once glorious Hole days.
I`ll still show my drankchildren my old holestories book
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Re: The Hole
That would be child abuse.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.