The Hole

[Lush City]

[oettinger]

Did I get this right, the "regulars" are all just part of the same inbred lester family? Sans Peggy I mean

[Dear Booze]

Today Only
THE HOLE Presents
Post Renaissance Fest

Enjoy samplings from 157 award-winning Taco Trucks, FREE.

Enjoy a crafter's fair featuring 243 booths selling doodads, nicknacks, patty-wacks, and dogs who have received bones, all made straw, dried filth, bird feces, and broken glass.

Also, The Hole's festival promises a climactic ending to the evening when you will bare witness to the burning of 18 children, with hair of blond, brunette, red, and brown, all accused of being unruly children.

12 deink minimum. EBT accepted.

[Lush City]

This is the 'Hole' they don't tell you about. It's about the time you realize you've committed to drinking more than regular capacity. It's time to go the extra mile and soak it up to save face, not waste your money and be a man.

[Badfellow]

Wednesday March 14th at The Hole:
Join us! Come celebrate
St. Moloch's Day
With face painting, a blood offering parade featuring the Caananite Marching Band and plenty of liquor, all topped off by the yearly Burning of the Children at 8:00 PM. Bring a tax deductible donation of a sacrificial child or leprechaun and receive 2-for-1 on all taps and rail drinks!

Proceeds will benefit the Project for Hemorrhoid Awareness and the Satanic Charities Youth Sports Association.

[Lush City]

Wednesday March 14th at The Hole:
Join us! Come celebrate
St. Moloch's Day
With face painting, a blood offering parade featuring the Caananite Marching Band and plenty of liquor, all topped off by the yearly Burning of the Children at 8:00 PM. Bring a tax deductible donation of a sacrificial child or leprechaun and receive 2-for-1 on all taps and rail drinks!

Proceeds will benefit the Project for Hemorrhoid Awareness and the Satanic Charities Youth Sports Association.

Do any of those children answer to the name Guiness?
It's St. Patty's Day and there are only two kinds of people today: the Irish and those that wish they were Irish.

[calx]

Wednesday March 14th at The Hole:
Join us! Come celebrate
St. Moloch's Day
With face painting, a blood offering parade featuring the Caananite Marching Band and plenty of liquor, all topped off by the yearly Burning of the Children at 8:00 PM. Bring a tax deductible donation of a sacrificial child or leprechaun and receive 2-for-1 on all taps and rail drinks!

Proceeds will benefit the Project for Hemorrhoid Awareness and the Satanic Charities Youth Sports Association.

Sounds like a politician's paradise!

[oettinger]

Hey cool, I got a two dollar coupon. It says "if you can keep that erection up any minute longer"

Oooops that was the bet I got going with father. He is still tryna getting it up lol

Thsese dollars are mine! They dobn`t call me Ca$$h daddy for no rea$on

[Dear Booze]

Tonight only, enjoy a night of Speed Fucking at The Hole.

That's right all you crazy kids, It's your chance to meet your match without the hassle of Tinder. Just pick a mate, head to the men's room for five minutes and start humping like you're in the zoo.

Yes, we will even provide some conversation starters to get the ball rolling. Shit like "You like fuckin'?", "Wanna get it on?", and "Your ass must be sponsored by Nike, 'cause I want to just do it".

At the end of each speed fucking round, continue mingling and get ready to go again.

Admission: FREE
37 drink minimum

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^

Ooooh. Count me in.

Yet, I've only 37 drinks left to DRINK.

I hope this turns out well.

[RIPT2.0]

You may want to hold this competition in Deutschland at one of their mega brothels. I'm sure Otter can tell you all about that.

http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/proje ... -paradise/

[Lush City]

Tonight only, enjoy a night of Speed Fucking at The Hole.

That's right all you crazy kids, It's your chance to meet your match without the hassle of Tinder. Just pick a mate, head to the men's room for five minutes and start humping like you're in the zoo.

Yes, we will even provide some conversation starters to get the ball rolling. Shit like "You like fuckin'?", "Wanna get it on?", and "Your ass must be sponsored by Nike, 'cause I want to just do it".

At the end of each speed fucking round, continue mingling and get ready to go again.

Admission: FREE
37 drink minimum

You crazy man! I would need a shitload of Viagra. That would definitely cut into my drinking.

[Dear Booze]

Get ready to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at The Hole

It's that time of the year, holms, when Mexican-Americans celebrate their heritage with parades, festivals, beer, and knife fights. But us Regular-Americans like to get in on the action too. So why not join in on the fiesta right here at everyone's favorite bar.

Now, we aren't a bunch of dumb gringos around here. We understand that Cinco de Mayo is not the same thing as Mexican Independence Day. Mexican Independence Day is on September 16. But let's face it, Diez y Seis de Septiembre is a little clunky to say. It doesn't quite roll off the tongue, now does it?

But don't get overly worked up about all this month and day bullshit. This is a true celebration of Mexican heritage and the fact that finals are over.

So come on down and enjoy a whole day of Cinco de Mayo traditions. All patrons receive a free gold tooth*

10:00 AM
To commemorate the proud Mexican-American tradition of being forcibly relocated on foot, you will enjoy a majestic parade across the parking lot and past the trash enclosure and around the place where that one guy got shot last year, and then around the corner through the alley and in through The Hole's back door.

10:05 AM
Traditional Mexican music and dancing. Everyone and join in on the fun and be Mexican for the day. Gentlemen will receive a free mustache and ladies will become pregnant.

10:10 AM
Historical reenactment of the Battle of Puebla.

10:30 AM
Screening of the blockbuster hit film From Dusk Til Dawn.

12:30 PM
Lecture on pre-Cuauhtémoc pottery, brought to you by Ricardo Silverstein, executive director of the National Museum of Mexican Art.

5:00 PM
Happy Hour. It's time to join 30 million Americans of Mexican descent as we raise a glass to celebrate the French military defeat.

Remember to drink responsibly by bringing some U.S. currency.

* Limited to the first three customers.

[Lush City]

You are forgetting the Mariachi band on the roof and the ton of drunk people Mexicans and gringos demanding food and drink. Good luck getting served at your local Mexican restaurant if you don't get there early and get started. It will definitely spill over into the parking lot. The smart places will already have that planned out. It's all just a made up holiday by the Mexican restaurant industry to get everyone shitfaced buying food and booze. If you are in the SW US, get started early.

[Hugh]

Hey! Are you guys talking about The Hole or not? the one in San diego? Cause I live near there and could probably afford a taxi ride if I had enough overtime the week before. I could provide and excellent receptacle for the Speed Fucking event if I could just get enough advance notice. When is the next Speed Fucking event? I can provide photoshpped pics of myself for promotional posters.