The Hole

[Badfellow]

Yea though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I will drink and cash my checks at Shit Talkers Bar & Grill.

Amen, brothers and sisters.

[oettinger]

I`ve been to both so far.
Tried the family weekend on STB&G,
kinday weak drinks for the kiddos and the snacks were meh, vitamins Mr Disney?

The hole was a great ride until checking out though. No, I won`t pay extra for these nude pics of my family.
Stop, it, this is not part of the ride!!!!



I`m going to the Shed

[ThirstyDrunk]

GRANDE OPENING!
THE SHED!
SATURDAY!

Fuck all this bullshit

[Dear Booze]

It's true. The Shed's exciting grande reopening celebration starts today at noon.

That's why we are proud to present The Shed's Grande Reopening Party at The Hole

Fuck yea! we are super pumped to celebrate one of the biggest events in the history of bars. Shit, this is right up there with the wedding of Charles and Diana, the first moon walk, OJ's slow-speed chase, and Geraldo's opening of Capone's secret vault. You don't want to miss a single moment. Come on in and have a fairly cold one as we watch the Shed doors open via closed circuit TV.

It all starts at noon, but the pre party has already begun. Remember, If you get down here, you can get fucked up. If you don't, you're fucked.

[oettinger]

Funny thing is google maps shows all three bars are located in the same trailer park.

Asking a taxi driver to get you there, he jumps out the car screaming, drive there on your own.

Ok, may I grab a burger at Willies` before?

And how much do you charge me sleeping in your car the next three days.

I might bring friends to crash in also?

You have a problem with me running the engine all night to feed the amp?

[Dear Booze]

Come on down to The Hole's Retard Wrestling Match

Don't miss a minute of the action as it happend via live feed from the Shed's porch.

No ticket required.

[oettinger]

No ticket required.

Haha as if I would`ve paid for this shit

[Badfellow]

Tonight only at
Shit Talkers
All-Merricun
Bar & Grill

We'll be hosting MMA Special Olympics sanctioned cage matches featuring bungee cord harnesses and various improvised weaponry such as bludgeons, chainsaws and pole daggers. Two tards enter; one tard leaves.

The first 500 people in the door will receive a free Make Shit Talkers Great Again ballcap.

[Artful Drunktective]

Tonight only at
Shit Talkers
All-Merricun
Bar & Grill

We'll be hosting MMA Special Olympics sanctioned cage matches featuring bungee cord harnesses and various improvised weaponry such as bludgeons, chainsaws and pole daggers. Two tards enter; one tard leaves.

The first 500 people in the door will receive a free Make Shit Talkers Great Again ballcap.

Yes in this STB & G version happening in the Special Olympics Octagon- Napolean Dynamite will also participate in the mace, nunchucks, and bow staff skills competition not to mention a tumbling floor show.

[Patchez]

It's like watching those planes towing ad banners at the beach in a dogfight.

[oettinger]

Octagon? I thought this was the public toilet

Where`s a Hole there`s paper

[Badfellow]

The Hole endorses Dr. Steve Stinkspork Brule as Mayor of historic, downtown Clovingtonheimer.

[Lush City]

Yeah, you guys just want to hypnotize me and take my wallet. I know all about you . Just keep your distance.

[Badfellow]

Yeah, you guys just want to hypnotize me and take my wallet. I know all about you . Just keep your distance.

At Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, we're not trying to hypnotize you and take your wallet. We're trying to hypnotize you and take your money.

[oettinger]

Drunky drunky can`t you see bartenders are trying to hynotize you