How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?

Post by **NYDingbat** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:30 pm

What is the silliest thing you've bought so far?* I bought some build your own video game thing for my 16 year old nephew that is meant for an eight year old. So that'll be donated.

*Alcohol related products not included. Gifts of booze are never silly. Except for last year's HBE when this orange voddie, wine or champagne soaked souse got gin. That was silly.

Post by **Badfellow** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 5:05 pm

The kid

NYDingbat wrote:What is the silliest thing you've bought so far?* I bought some build your own video game thing for my 16 year old nephew that is meant for an eight year old. So that'll be donated...

C'mon, the kid is 16. You should have got him a Russian mail order nanny.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:58 pm

Badfellow wrote:The kid
NYDingbat wrote:What is the silliest thing you've bought so far?* I bought some build your own video game thing for my 16 year old nephew that is meant for an eight year old. So that'll be donated...
C'mon, the kid is 16. You should have got him a Russian mail order nanny.

Mail order brides. That is disGUSting.

I won't get him a Russian mail order bride until he's at least 30, thank you very much.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:08 pm

Well, I just purchased an Amy Winehouse calendar, a hat shaped like a dophin, a cross made out of shotgun shells, and a samarai sword. Shopping is complete. Now I'm on my second rum and ginger at my favorite Irish pub.

Post by **mistah willies** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:25 pm

NYDingbat wrote:
Badfellow wrote:The kid
NYDingbat wrote:What is the silliest thing you've bought so far?* I bought some build your own video game thing for my 16 year old nephew that is meant for an eight year old. So that'll be donated...
C'mon, the kid is 16. You should have got him a Russian mail order nanny.
Mail order brides. That is disGUSting.

I won't get him a Russian mail order bride until he's at least 30, thank you very much.

That will be the best way to get him out of the basement. well, unless, that Russian female commie moves in there and starts hacking the intarbubes with that gamer-soul you just done bought him.

All kidding aside, (still going on form last Tuesday)

Nice to see you again young lady!

DRINK!

Post by **Badfellow** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:40 pm

A gill of rum and a pint of whiskey,
And my full measure of love is what makes me frisky
I would have for you,
Dear Drunkards,
Fuck you,
My Dear Drunkards...
I love you.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:41 am

I don't give gifts I give bloody noses.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:32 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:I don't give gifts I give bloody noses.

Aha! Thirsty drunk has been hanging around with Jimmy Fucking Lester.

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:24 pm

I can't seem to remember...I keep blacking out.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:10 pm

i think some here cuold use this if they have kids.......good to start teeching them early to avoyd the rush when they are 21

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:03 pm

Ales 3 and plus, I like that

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:35 am

oettinger wrote:Ales 3 and plus, I like that

Gotta love the bartender, that's a face of someone who's just seen some of the less likable regulars walk in.

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:03 am

I just almost bought an $1800 craps table

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:30 pm

whiskeyprick wrote:I just almost bought an $1800 craps table

"Almost" tells me you needed another cocktail.

Post by **NYDingbat** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:34 pm

Dear Booze wrote:Well, I just purchased an Amy Winehouse calendar, a hat shaped like a dophin, a cross made out of shotgun shells, and a samarai sword. Shopping is complete. Now I'm on my second rum and ginger at my favorite Irish pub.

Well that is quite a haul! Are you Santa Claus?

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