How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?

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I'm buying the new Jesus automaton from Honda. It can walk across shallow ponds, and the optional Water to Wine upgrade is a useful feature.
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Badfellow wrote:I'm buying the new Jesus automaton from Honda. It can walk across shallow ponds, and the optional Water to Wine upgrade is a useful feature.
i herd that the wine yuo can make taste lik ass water....botoms up tub girl
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Badfellow wrote:I'm buying the new Jesus automaton from Honda. It can walk across shallow ponds, and the optional Water to Wine upgrade is a useful feature.
Interesting... I've always wanted to try out the charging system. I just have a concern about where to hang it on the wall. How big is that summbich?

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mistah willies wrote: How big is that summbich?
Ten feet tall and bullet proof. The flamethrower adds another six inches. And it transforms into a '78 Pontiac Firebird with a gold phoenix painted on the hood.

DivaBitch wrote:...botoms up tub girl
I knew I recognized yuo from somewhere. Yuo're famous.
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I hate shopping
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I took advantage of the MDM sale as a gift to myself. Items shipped 3 weeks ago, which means they were either stolen from my porch or I need to walk my drunkass to the post office during business hours (10-12).
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Maybe check your spam box to see if you got a notification about delivery. Hate to think of some damned thief walking around with MDM gear on.

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DivaBitch wrote:...botoms up tub girl
I knew I recognized yuo from somewhere. Yuo're famous.
yuo dont now how much i am i do not have stage frite....LOL
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4 illumibowls for family and friends. Thanks for the idea NYD!
I also just received 2 ice trays that make ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. They're pretty cool which is good since I do not remember ordering.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: I also just received 2 ice trays that make ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. They're pretty cool which is good since I do not remember ordering.
That's pretty damn classy. Also the perfect size to drop in a shot of Russian black market vodka.
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On time, I was on Ebay after imbiding. A few days later a 12" EP of Spiro Agnew's speeches arrived. I still have it but have never listened to it.
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3 gallons of bumwine and five packs of smokes today. That indicates christmas means nothing more or less to me than any other weekend does.
No gifts for the family. I don`t expect shit either
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oettinger wrote:3 gallons of bumwine and five packs of smokes today. That indicates christmas means nothing more or less to me than any other weekend does.
No gifts for the family. I don`t expect shit either
chistmas is for jews to make money
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DivaBitch wrote:
oettinger wrote:3 gallons of bumwine and five packs of smokes today. That indicates christmas means nothing more or less to me than any other weekend does.
No gifts for the family. I don`t expect shit either
chistmas is for jews to make money
First kill jesus, then make money, take interest, plan
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DivaBitch wrote:chistmas is for jews to make money
I find this ignorant comment deeply offensive and out of line with board policies.

I also feel the need to point out the fact that this catfish in troll managed to spell every single word correctly in it's post.

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