How's everybody's blackout shopping goin'?

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whiskeyprick wrote:I took advantage of the MDM sale as a gift to myself...

You set a good example.

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:chistmas is for jews to make money
I find this ignorant comment deeply offensive and out of line with board policies.

I also feel the need to point out the fact that this catfish in troll managed to spell every single word correctly in it's post.

This holiday season, I would like to offer you both a nice, hot cup of Shut The Fuck Up with marshmallows on top.
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Badfellow wrote:
I find this ignorant comment deeply offensive and out of line with board policies.

I also feel the need to point out the fact that this catfish in troll managed to spell every single word correctly in it's post.[/quote]


This holiday season, I would like to offer you both a nice, hot cup of Shut The Fuck Up with marshmallows on top.[/quote]
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My offspring (of legal drinking age by now) is out doing his Christmas shopping. On the 23rd of December. I cautioned him. He was insistent.

He had a bottle of Maker's taking up space in the pantry, so I finished that off (and replaced the bottle). Profound hangover. Out of practice with brown liquor.

Shopping? Weird shopping items? I gave my sisters and myself vibrating heating pads, which are awesome if you're of a certain age or above. I think that was as weird as it got. The kids just wanted cash, which doesn't require much shopping but is one-size-fits-all...

Me? Oh, just the usual case or six of cheap Trader Joe's cab. And a few quarts of Gatorade to keep at my bedside to make the inevitable crash landing a lot softer. Some nights I'll skip the wine. Feels really weird. Especially pre-Solstice with the really early sunsets. It's dark, I'm not wasted, it's only six o'clock..?!

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Red wrote: And a few quarts of Gatorade to keep at my bedside to make the inevitable crash landing a lot softer. Some nights I'll skip the wine. Feels really weird. Especially pre-Solstice with the really early sunsets. It's dark, I'm not wasted, it's only six o'clock..?!
Welcome back, nice shopping you did there. I think it`s called a gatorade-pillow
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Drunk ordered rubber rocking cow. I quite like it!

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Grumpy got me another kaleidoscope, because he knows that is how I see the world. Oh, and Santa put some Makers 46 in my stocking, because he knew I would need something to wash down the Amaretto French toast on Christmas morning.
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Got my brother a sub to the magazine(rumored) as well as renewed mine and got me a MDM logo flag.
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I got myself drunk
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I've never tasted Gatorade. Is it disgusting? I prefer sparkling wine of any sort for that wish-I-was-still-asleep feeling.
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:19 pm
I've never tasted Gatorade. Is it disgusting?
It`s chemical warfare but actually not to sweet. Comes in in more colours than MD 20/20, well, ok that`s a lie. It didn`t even crack 100 yet I think.
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I bought a dozen Santa hats and took them to family Christmas eve dinner. Everyone had a hat. It was good. Don't know what got into me. Cost me 60bucks!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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