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Re: Ye auld wisdom tooth

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:52 am
I bet you 10 bucks: I didn`t say he might die, but I wished he might die!
That makes two of us wishing I were dead. Now pay the man his money, krautmonkey.

Oh, and here are some helpful hints in avoiding the dreaded Anti-Saloon sockets the next time have a tooth pulled. Some of 'em even come from a nurse!

1. No straws for at least 7 days.

2. Bourbon.

3. Pack a damp dental gauze into the bloody crater if you're going to smoke.

4. Drag on your cigarette or fatty spliff like a European supermodel. Think fickle and anemic, and you'll probably be okay.
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