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Opening that fourth bottle

Post by Red » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:53 am

Opening that fourth bottle is just not a good idea, you know?

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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by Gall4185 » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:26 am

I dunno...a fourth bottle of beer leads to a fifth,which leads to a better night

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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:35 am

I'm guessing a fourth bottle of red wine with dinner, consumed solo, in less than forty five minutes?
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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:22 pm

Fourth bottle = third eye.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by mistah willies » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:38 pm

Don't get Lady Savage started all taking about nail polish bottles.

Me? The fourth bottle of booze hopefully isn't the last one.

Either way, do it up.

Fuck tomorrow.

That's when more snow shoveling starts.

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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:46 pm

It's not?

Fuck. I'm 4 bottles of beer past putting that djinni back in the bottle.
Come to think of it I'm three shots past that. And a shine shot past as well.

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Re: Opening that fourth bottle

Post by JimLahey » Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:27 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:22 pm
Fourth bottle = third eye.
Fifth bottle = brown eye

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