Which President would you most like to fist fight?

[Badfellow]

Trump has made recent claims on Twitter that his kung-fu is the best.

[Badfellow]

Millard Fillmore...just because of his name.

Fillmore could be either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it.

If he's going to fill more into your whiskey glass? Great.
But if old Millard is filling his bloomers with mud butt again... well, you're just going to have to beat the shit out of him.

[Lush City]

Clearly Obama, because he is a commie schmuck.

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say it first. I would gladly get in the ring against Obama. What a pussy! I would slap the shit out of his divisive community organizer ass faster than it would take me to fart. That would be pleasure but pure fantasy.

[Lush City]

Millard Fillmore...just because of his name.

Fillmore could be either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it.

If he's going to fill more into your whiskey glass? Great.
But if old Millard is filling his bloomers with mud butt again... well, you're just going to have to beat the shit out of him.

Did he die shortly after taking office? Those would be good odds.

[Smatter Noguts]

Any of 'em called Hitler by a mob.

Is there a secret development program where we create newer, scarier, Hitlers? I'll admit the Mittler didn't make the cut, but is there such a program? A secret facility? In a lair? Run by Dick Cheney?

Because that would be awesome.

[Badfellow]

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot.

Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing?

[Badfellow]

You know that Cheney rennovated Hitler's bunker into condos, right?

[mistah willies]

Millard Fillmore...just because of his name.

Fillmore could be either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it.

If he's going to fill more into your whiskey glass? Great.
But if old Millard is filling his bloomers with mud butt again... well, you're just going to have to beat the shit out of him.

Did he die shortly after taking office? Those would be good odds.

Well, if he became a Millard Zombie, then that would be interesting to watch. One round.

Yet, ole peetie44abv is inured against zombie viruses due to his high blood abv of 44℅

He knocks the keys out of skulls.

[oettinger]

You know that Cheney rennovated Hitler's bunker into condos, right?

It was Rumsfeld but otherwise, yes.


You can look it up on google maps. On the old nazi sites the build terraced housing. You can even book tours. Must be annoying for the residents.

[Smatter Noguts]

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot.

Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing?

Perhaps Chris Rock's greatest quip: "You know you a pimp when you shoot somebody in the face and he apologize to you!"

[Lush City]

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot.

Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing?

Perhaps Chris Rock's greatest quip: "You know you a pimp when you shoot somebody in the face and he apologize to you!"

Wow! The internet never forgets. Never go duck hunting with Dick Cheney. You may be the target!

[Bur]

I've been trying to make up my mind on this subject, but for some reason I find Jefferson's face quite punchable.

[whiskeyprick]

George Sr. for 1000 points of BS

[whiskeyprick]

George Sr. for 1000 points of BS

[Savage]

What about those who were unable to serve? If Hillary Clinton and I were to get down, I think we'd both get bored off our asses about three minutes into the bout, and adjourn for some girly drinkies. (4 oz. bourbon, 1 oz. mixer, shirtless bartender with a cute smile--too bad he goes home to mommy after work)

((You can see that I have put a lot of thought into this. Anything to forget that our POTUS is a pervert asshole.))

My new T-shirt?

I USED TO BE A REPUBLICAN. (tm)

with blood dripping off the letters.