Say you could duke it out with any POTUS of your choice, no strings attached. Who might you choose for a round of presidential fisticuffs based on whatever passes for criteria in your ethyl addled brain?
One of the most popular historical choices is Abraham Lincoln: tall, scrappy and a good reach with the punches, but a real chump if you happen to get up on the inside and emancipate his center of gravity.
George Washington? Almost as utterly gauche a choice as Trump.
Nixon? So greased up you wouldn't be able to land a punch. Same goes for Reagan.
No, for the sheer challenge of it, I'd have to pick Teddy Roosevelt, he and I both having a good malt liquor buzz on in the back alley behind the bar. Then after we beat the tar out of each other with empty 40s, we'd go hunting cape buffalo and be the bestest of drinking buddies!
Which President would you most like to fist fight?
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Which President would you most like to fist fight?
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
I think U.S. Grant and I would be on the same level of drunkenness. Fair fight.
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Shit! Forgot all about Ulysses. He would accept nothing less than unconditional surrender.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:05 pmI think U.S. Grant and I would be on the same level of drunkenness. Fair fight.
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
I'd say Lyndon Johnson - he deserved a beat down for a lot of different reasons.
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
William Howard Taft, because there's bothing funnier than fat men fighting
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
FDR.
I am pretty sure that I could win.
I am pretty sure that I could win.
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
I'd have a round with ole Indian Killer himself, Andrew Jackson. Yeah, we all know he was a helluva fighter and lucky beyond belief whenever pistols were fired at him,
But take away his cane and his pistols and his slave whip and put em up. We got some fist fighting to do.
But take away his cane and his pistols and his slave whip and put em up. We got some fist fighting to do.
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Tecumseh was NOT a president. Just so we're clear on the brandy thing, becumseh I am not cartonly six ways from Sakajoweyha over Chenneyha myselfha.
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I"m changinng mine to Presdent Overholt
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Well, whichever fellow it would be, I imagine we'd both get good and liquored up first. So, right out of the gate, that lets our current Fungus in Chief out, as I imagine his beverage of choice is a big ol' mug of strawberry Quik.
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Clearly Obama, because he is a commie schmuck.
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I think we'd all much rather see you and Merkel get in a cat-fight.
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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
Millard Fillmore...just because of his name.
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