Which President would you most like to fist fight?

[oettinger]

I USED TO BE A REPUBLICAN. (tm)

"You and me, get in the ring!"


Please make it happen!!!! Savage would beat the living shit out off Pantiesuit

[Patchez]

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot.

Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing?

Perhaps Chris Rock's greatest quip: "You know you a pimp when you shoot somebody in the face and he apologize to you!"

Wow! The internet never forgets. Never go duck hunting with Dick Cheney. You may be the target!

Duck hunting would be fine. You'd be sitting beside the asshole in the same blind. Out Quail hunting you're spread out in the woods and an easy target.

[Patchez]

Also I would like to whip the ever loving dogshit out of Reagan. Union busting dick whip of the ruling corporate overlords.

[ThirstyDrunk]

TOP 5 U.S. PRESIDENTS I WANT TO FIGHT
1. Overholt
2. Grant
3. Buchanan
4. Coolidge
5. Dimaggio

PM for top 10 list of Roman emperors I would fist fight

[ThirstyDrunk]

Areaolis
Biggus Dickus
Analintrudulus

[oettinger]

PM for top 10 list of Roman emperors I would fist fight

No.

But,
Nero of course,
Julius Nepos, for letting Christian shit take over
Mark Aurel, twisted drunk mind

[Lush City]

I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Climb?

[Lush City]

Climb?

It's a figure of speech. He could also jump up my ass but in the end he will be fighting for air and will damn well suffocate.

[Badfellow]

I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!

And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)

[Gall4185]

In no particular order:

Trump,if for nothing else than the "grab em by the pussy" line.

Grant,because that'd be a throw down brawl with someone with no quit in them

JFK,despite his health problems i think he'd keep going until one of us ordered drinks

Lincoln,not just for his range but I read somewhere that he used to take part in freestyle wrestling matches with militia he served with.

Dubya,because it'd be fun to murderstomp him ever so slightly

[Savage]

Ya know who I'd like to kick all the way from here to the land of the rising sun? Yeah, that's right, old imprison-American-citizens FDR, and I'll throw in a freebie ass-kicking for his old lady, who loved the oppressed, unless their ancestors came from Japan. Why, I think I'll just drive right up on the white house lawn (I got the handicap placard, so there!), bang on the door and cause some general mayhem.

Whatta ya mean he's dead? Damn. Born too late, I guess.

[Smatter Noguts]

Ya know who I'd like to kick all the way from here to the land of the rising sun? Yeah, that's right, old imprison-American-citizens FDR, and I'll throw in a freebie ass-kicking for his old lady, who loved the oppressed, unless their ancestors came from Japan. Why, I think I'll just drive right up on the white house lawn (I got the handicap placard, so there!), bang on the door and cause some general mayhem.

Whatta ya mean he's dead? Damn. Born too late, I guess.

This. Knock the fucking wheelchair over and kick the sonofabitch. Still trying to clean out the shit that bird shat.

I say the hell with the doctors too, sweetie.

[Frankennietzsche]

I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!

And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)

First a marked predilection for show tunes and lavish musicals, and now, some Bill Clinton erotica!!! Hmmmm....

[Lush City]

I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!

And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)

First a marked predilection for show tunes and lavish musicals, and now, some Bill Clinton erotica!!! Hmmmm....

You leftist weenies are very funny. You're all a bunch of child molesters. Just reference the Podesta email dump on Wikileaks. All of your hate and vitriol is pure butt hurt of the finest vintage. I fill my cup with your tears. The good folks of the US are in power now and soon there will be Obama wanker appointed bureaucrats and maybe even Obama going to prison in the next four years. Commies need to be purged. It will be sweet!