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Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?

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Badfellow wrote: ↑
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 I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!
And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)
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Patchez wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:29 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:15 pm
Lush City wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:38 pm
 I would have Bill Clinton climb up my ass and fight for air!
And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)
How did he get past the stick?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:42 am
Patchez wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:29 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:15 pm

And now we know what crawled up your ass and died. ;)
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I'd challenge Charlton Heston to an AK-47 joust on dirt bikes.
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I would take George Washington, and he's my favorite President too. I don't care how obvious or cliche.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
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I meant all of them, I think.
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JoyOfDrinking wrote: ↑
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 I would take George Washington, and he's my favorite President too. I don't care how obvious or cliche.
But, would you complete his portrait with the fine brush of your knuckles, is the question?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑
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I meant all of them, I think.
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Do you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
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Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑
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 Do you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
I would be more concerned about the animatronic presidents themselves being the attackers.
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Especially if they want to emancipate the attacker with their pelvic gun.

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Badfellow wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:54 am
Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:38 pm
 Do you think that the Secret Service would investigate if one were to go into the hall of presidents (if it still exists) and attack the animatronic figures?
I would be more concerned about the animatronic presidents themselves being the attackers.
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Firstly, I can't believe this hasn't been moved to NBR, secondly why has no one mentioned Hoover?
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