Which President would you most like to fist fight?

[Lush City]

all of you

I meant all of them, I think.

Yeah? Teddy Roosevelt would tear you a new one with his teeth! That is the first progressive president that bloated and bled the government to win votes what do you think he would have done to you?

[ThirstyDrunk]

Yeah? Teddy Roosevelt would tear you a new one with his teeth!

Believe me, I've looked into this and Teddy was in my top three. I wanted it to be a fair fight and took the question as the president as he was in office. Most presidents were too old and/or fat to be a viable threat.
Now Teddy was the youngest, and so hew was probably still in pretty good shape. I'm still in good shape but I got him on height, weight ,a nd reach. And I fight dirty. After the third kick to the ballls, he'd put his mouth forward and I'd bust his teeth out. Sans stick.
JFK, he was like 43 so he was still in his prime, and looked to be in pretty good shape for a blue blood American royal. But, as I mentioned, I fight dirty and he's be playing by like Marcus of Queensbury rules or some shit while I kicked him in his swollen sack.
Clinton and Obama, both still in their 40's could be formidable, but Bill has soft hands he's a lover not a fighter, his punches are like wakeup whispers and Obama acts like a badass gangsta but he's got no foresight and a weak chin. Both of them a straight right to the jaw puts them out early.
So my original pick, U.S. Grant, he was 46 when he took office, he still had the fight in him. And he was a know drinker of good bourbon. And a known drinker. For the pure enjoyment of the fight, I'd go with him, he would put up a good fight, probably be as drunk as me, it would go long but I'd kick his ass and then we'ds share a bottle and respect. and talk about railroad shit.

[oettinger]

Firstly, I can't believe this hasn't been moved to NBR, secondly why has no one mentioned Hoover?

President J. Edgar?

[Lush City]

Firstly, I can't believe this hasn't been moved to NBR, secondly why has no one mentioned Hoover?

President J. Edgar?

J Edgar Hoover was the FBI director for so many years and was a closet faggot. Obviously that is why you admire him so much. It was Herbert Hoover and he was bare knuckle champ.

[Badfellow]

It wouldn't surprise me if Thomas Jefferson was actually an adept of savate and secretly fought warewolves.

[Badfellow]

J Edgar Hoover was the FBI director for so many years and was a closet faggot. Obviously that is why you admire him so much. It was Herbert Hoover and he was bare knuckle champ.

Herbert Hoover? I'd throw sand in that asshole's eyes and then use J. Edgar as a short bludgeon to beat the bastard within an inch of his life. Just sayin'.

[Lush City]

He was VP under George W. but is still deserving of a punch in the nose.
Dick Cheney is literally the man with no heart. He had a complete mechanical replacement of his ticker.
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2 ... oses-pulse

[ThirstyDrunk]

Cheney actually died in the early 80's they just waved im around as a warning for years and then he became president.
alot of people shut up after that.

[oettinger]

Cheney, Rumsfeld, McCain all from the same tinfoilhat-wearing front.
Funny how a bunch of pissed off old men can cause so much damage.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Cheney, Rumsfeld, McCain all from the same tinfoilhat-wearing front.
Funny how a bunch of pissed off old men can cause so much damage.

They're all just doing as they're told. Everyone has a boss.

on that note anyone read all the hitchickers guide books? It's like the old dude in the shack in the middle of nowhere with his cat that may or may not like tuna but he eats it every day, and crossword puzzles and shit. It's like Lushcity runs the worl from his South Cali condo and doesn't even realize. Or care.
I kinda like it that way

[JoyOfDrinking]

I would take George Washington, and he's my favorite President too. I don't care how obvious or cliche.

But, would you complete his portrait with the fine brush of your knuckles, is the question?

Fine brush, but the blood on my knuckles for permanent red.

[Lush City]

I would love to bitch slap Bathhouse Barry otherwise known as Barrack H. Obama. This faggot was paired up with the transgender Michelle 'Michael' Obama. Just another big boned woman, right! LOL! She's got some junk going on! LOL!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Obama is a pud but he would kick Lushcity's ass in a fair one on one fight.

[Lush City]

LOL! You're killing me man!

[Savage]

I'd like to fist fight he who pretends to be the President,* but I'm afraid that after the first slap, he'd collapse in a puddle of tears. Of course his loving spouse would step in, whereupon I would beat her ass like a brass gong, and send her back where she came from. And I would do this all from my hospital bed, with my port and various IV lines undisturbed.

* I USED to be a Republican. sigh...