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How I plan to stop drinking

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:06 pm

The thought alone makes you suspicious
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Smatter Noguts » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:39 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:06 pm
The thought alone makes you suspicious
Crazy thoughts is what I come for.

It's a cold and sunny Friday afternoon, me and a old bottle of Corner Creek are gonna go out and have a talk on the porch.

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:08 am

I'm sorry I just don't get it. Call me stupid and fucked up but someone has to splain this to me. Why would you want to stop drinking? Maybe we can help you but what the fuck do I know?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:51 am

A pie chart with one color confuses you?

I would go with shitfaced. Big time.

This whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite drinking T-shirts.

I have made it my signature.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:42 am

Methinks he dost protest too much.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:52 am

Lush is 100 percent off again, how whould that look like in pink-cakes?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:31 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:52 am
Lush is 100 percent off again, how whould that look like in pink-cakes?
Well, then I should quit drinking too. You won't have me to kick around anymore!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:45 pm

Let's all just agree to keep drinking.
There.
Now don't we all feel better?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:09 am

I'm fucked up so.......yeah....... I do feel better
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:12 am

See? Enough of this "planning" and shit.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:53 am

Lush City wrote:
Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:31 pm


Well, then I should quit drinking too. You won't have me to kick around anymore!
You make me feel really bad. I`ll buy you a drink or five in the future
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Lush City » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:25 pm

Yes, this is a sick thread started by someone who got really drunk and suffered the worst hangover know to western civilization. Of course you would be angry with yourself and want to ride roughshod. That should be a natural reaction from any sane person who frequents alcohol. So maybe work on why you got so sick and ruined your enjoyment.
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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Bubblez » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:50 pm

The best laid plans...... never get you laid so.....
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸

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Re: How I plan to stop drinking

Post by Savage » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:42 pm

Pie Chart: Chocolate Cream Pie and Bourbon.
Apple Pie and Bourbon.
Pumpkin Pie and Bourbon.
Pecan Pie and Bourbon.
Banana Cream Pie and Bourbon.
Mincemeat Pie and Bourbon.
Peach Pie and Bourbon.
Cherry Pie, and Bourbon and a little Amaretto.
Key Lime Pie and Daiquiri.
like tears in rain

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