The Life of Lushcity

[ThirstyDrunk]

As he brushes off the ladies from the night before, tossing cab fare, he leisurely moves towards the mini fridge. A leftover $10000 bottle of champagne will suffice for his morning mimosa as he picks the fresh oranges from the tree next to his balcony.
"I am living the life" he says to himself as he retires to the veranda. Then the phone rings. It's the enforcer line (not Trump). He counters swiftly against his eneimies, leaving no room for error.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY

[mistah willies]

One time, I saw that Lush City walk into the Sands. I was sweeping the carpet and looking for dropped coins, and he walks over to the table where a bunch of serious drinkers were chatting, talking about things.

One of 'em looks up and says, he says, "Sammy. You go handle him."

Not for nuttin' but since that night, I hoid that he is verbose in Yiddish form that following week.

Yeah, dat's why that Tin Foilies Hat Cabaret had a run, for a week, in the Sands. He did that choreographing, but all them goils had kids with mustaches thereafter.

[Lush City]

I resemble all these remarks!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Our hero saunters through the door, entering the affair fashionably drunk, somehow with a drink already in his hand. He gives a nod, a wave, a poke, and a wink to various acquaintances around the room as he casually sips his drink while giving an optical pat down on the entire visible area. Nothing out of the ordinary, he can almost guess what weapon each person in the room is carrying. But he notices the tinfoil lobbyists over on the corner fumbling with a package. He surreptitiously makes his way to the open bar

[Lush City]

^^^^^^
This reads like another one of my boring dreams that go nowhere. Make a good entrance and cut a good figure then what? Get drunk and get fleeced that's what.

[Badfellow]

Through the Freedom of Infowhatever Act, I have found rare and damning footage of Lush Headroom under the influence of KGB mind control drugs some thirty seconds into my least favorite episode of Dr. Who.

I've been drinking, but let the evidence decide for itself.

[Lush City]

Through the Freedom of Infowhatever Act, I have found rare and damning footage of Lush Headroom under the influence of KGB mind control drugs some thirty seconds into my least favorite episode of Dr. Who.

I've been drinking, but let the evidence decide for itself.

Now, you're fucking with me. Is that it? Max Headroom fake scared the crap out of me. I need more drinks!

[Smatter Noguts]

I understand John Wick doesn't drink 'cause it makes him mean.

[ThirstyDrunk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSrDq0EyXw#t=322.581

[Lush City]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSrDq0EyXw#t=322.581

So what happened? Where is the conclusion? Oh, well, it was scripted right out of the drunkard fantasy machine. Well, done in B&W. So where is the link to the conclusion? It really had that film noire look.

[mistah willies]

One time, I hoid that Lush City was arrested for drunkenly fondling a mannequin in the window display of the local Macy's because he kept ordering free drinks at his little table from it. Yeah, we was five hands ahead of everyone else in there, but his tinfoil hat fell off and he lost his lead. Oddly enough, the three other mannequins in there were also arrested and booked for being indecently exposed. Man, he gets everyone in trouble when he goes on a drunken rampage.

Dude.


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[Lush City]

Mr. Willies is reminding me of my prepubescent days accompanying my mom to the department store to shop for clothes. I will always remember the desire to take one of those mannequins home with me for further examination. I was obsessed with finding how to take one of these dummies home with me. Is that perverted or what? Am I on Dr. Phil? WTF?!

[oettinger]

Mr. Willies is reminding me of my prepubescent days accompanying my mom to the department store to shop for clothes. I will always remember the desire to take one of those mannequins home with me for further examination. I was obsessed with finding how to take one of these dummies home with me. Is that perverted or what? Am I on Dr. Phil? WTF?!

That`s why you never married! "Wow, boobs are kinda hard, don`t know why everyone likes em. Count me out..."

[oettinger]

1) Kirk Douglas refers to him as Grandpa
2) He witnessed 150 year old rum barreled
3) The Ford Thunderbird`s design is too modern and the dials confuse him
4) Wasshing machines?????
5) Bettie Page!!!!
6) Jimmy Page left Zeppelin when and where?!
7) Ya ya smoking kills your ass
8) We didn`t lose 'Nam, we never competed
9) Refrigiator, what is that?
10) Got colour TV now and still voted Hitler


11) "and kiss my ass"

[ThirstyDrunk]

SSN# - 42
Revered by the Inca, who sacrificed all of their homely women to him
Owns personally signed copy of "Mein Kampf"