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Smatter Noguts
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Where Everybody At?

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So I throw all the Easter weekend fruit salad in the blender and let it go like a five minute carnival ride, add Squirt, a half cup of Sailor and OH JESUSIT;S COMING OUT THE TOP WHAT THE FUCK???
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Apparently, yo momma never told you not to mess around with Squirt.

Don't suppose you have a picture of the mess? These sort of visual aids are useful in helping us give you shit.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:46 pm
 Apparently, yo momma never told you not to mess around with Squirt.

Don't suppose you have a picture of the mess? These sort of visual aids are useful in helping us give a shit.
Fixwd that for you.
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So you had an exotic drink going. What the hell happened? Don't leave me in suspense.
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Smatter Noguts wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:26 pm
 So I throw all the Easter weekend fruit salad in the blender and let it go like a five minute carnival ride, add Squirt, a half cup of Sailor and OH JESUSIT;S COMING OUT THE TOP WHAT THE FUCK???
OH FUCK. SJ plus fruit. Are the fish still there?
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It's called Squirt for a reason!
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Keeping the thread alive...
I'm at the peak of my existence. Having a cosmic experience tonight drinking and smoking bong like who knows...
Dat's where I'm at...
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Don`t reach for the stars Lush, the crash-landing will hurt even more. Stay with us drunks floored to the ground.
Whoops, who am I kidding, I go "Event Horizon" myself here n there
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