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He smokes pens
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He's a flautist.
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I must have some booze".


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He has employed Squire Cockburn as a translator and general 'Jeeves' figure. And he is currently being stalked by a toy clown called Bozo.

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He's the Mayor of the city he lives in.
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He smokes crack and he clips his toenails in church.
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He sniffes young girl`s underskirt expecting fresh glue
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His favorite color is caucasian.
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He has a nose ring.

He had an affair with Diva Bitch (or Diva Cunt as he likes to call her).

He loves Gerry Rafferty.

He can play a mean air guitar and air bongo.

He likes to knock down aquariums at restaurants after drinking mass quantities of absinthe.
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He's out shopping for a new male romper and a neon party fedora.
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In his spare time, Dear Booze enjoys drinking Jag bombs and producing Shakespearian porn with his He Man action figure collection.
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He drinks his own green pee
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:14 am
He drinks his own green pee
How can you be so sure it's his own?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:20 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:14 am
He drinks his own green pee
How can you be so sure it's his own?
He PMed me two weeks in advance.


He is being held hostage by a group of drunk baboons and kinda starts to like it
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The Dude's foot got a lil' dinged up. And the other foot is veiny.
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Oh, and he has a clitoris ring as well.
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